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    Anyone had to dump someone over like one thing? Something you just couldn't get past, no matter how hard you tried.
    If so, what was it?

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    Had one ages ago who couldn't keep her hair one color for more than a week. Changed her mood and she'd change the color, drove me nuts.































































    That and she wouldn't swallow.
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    This sounds like an idea generator for new Seinfeld episodes....is that you Larry David?

    Man Hands, Tootbrush in the toilet, the Laugh, the Virgin, Fake or Real Boobs (they're real, and they're spectacular), etc.
    CNN may think my opinion matters, but you shouldn't.

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    Took a girl on a date to the cinema - a comedy, but I can't remember what. Her laugh was so loud and so irritating it reminded me of a banshee being impaled on a church steeple..

    I decided right then and there that I would never call her again after the film finished. I figured it was a more civil and gentlemanly response than punching her in the mouth in a crowded cinema.
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    had to dump a guy who get high before he would pick me up..I had known him casually for a while and had never seen him drunk or wasted at any other time..he said it was because he was so nervous...I told him that he had to get over that and that I couldn't date a guy who was so wasted he couldn't tell the difference between me and my reflection in the restaurant window....really


    when we were not out on a date, he was great to talk to...funny and intelligent...when we were out on a date, he was a mess! We stayed friends until we lost contact after college tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsbll4 View Post


    This sounds like an idea generator for new Seinfeld episodes....is that you Larry David?

    Man Hands, Tootbrush in the toilet, the Laugh, the Virgin, Fake or Real Boobs (they're real, and they're spectacular), etc.
    She ate her peas one at a time...

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    I dated this one chick who had these eyebrows that were just out of control.... I felt like I was dating Andy Rooney.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    had to dump a guy who get high before he would pick me up..I had known him casually for a while and had never seen him drunk or wasted at any other time..he said it was because he was so nervous...
    Yeah, nervous to eat, "Tofurkey"

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    I stopped seeing a girl because she smelled like mustard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by travas65 View Post
    I stopped seeing a girl because she smelled like mustard.
    My advice would have been to stop smothering her in mustard...whipped cream or chocolate work much better!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post































































    That and she wouldn't swallow.
    Damn H, how in hell did she eat? Through a peg tube?

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    Well at least she didn't smell like dill pickels.......

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    Had to ditch a guy who talked and talked and talked....blah..blah..blah....ugh! worse than a girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace Ventura View Post
    I dated this one chick who had these eyebrows that were just out of control.... I felt like I was dating Andy Rooney.....
    You didnt notice that before you asked her out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen View Post
    Damn H, how in hell did she eat? Through a peg tube?

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    That's nothing dude, she got really mad when I wanted her to sing from her diaphragm.
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