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    Default Survey: French Men Say They Need Bigger Condoms

    BERLIN The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.

    The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database.

    The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48 centimeters (6.09 inches) long condoms, about 3 centimeters longer than Greeks, whose condom size requirement was the most modest.

    Jan Vinzenz Krause, the Institute's director, told Reuters on Friday the data was collected over a period of eight months.

    He did not want to comment on how honest he thought the Frenchmen had been in reporting the data.

    The survey was aimed at educating youngsters about the importance of effective contraception.

    The institute also offers online condom-size advice and hosts "Pimp Your Condom" an annual fair organized in cooperation with the national AIDS Trust with the aim of educating teens about sexually transmitted diseases.





    Krause was in the spotlight in the past when he produced a prototype of the "spray-on condom" an aerosol can which contains latex that creates a perfectly fitting condom. But the idea was not developed further.
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    Oddly enough, when you attempt to search for the Institute of Condom Consultancy based in Germany, all you find are reprints of this article and more mentions of this Jan Vinzenz Krause guy's attempts to market that spray on condom.
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    Perhaps the whole news article is a sham/infomercial for sprayon condoms??

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081128...941705d50.html

    http://inventorspot.com/articles/spr..._all_size_8577



    I mean I've used this on various hand tools, just not THAT tool...
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    Mmmmkay.. hands up all those women who would wait for that thing to be sprayed on and dry and then actually trust it to work?
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    15.2cm?

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    When I read the thread title I was sure this was true...the majority of French men are just big dicks, aren't they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    When I read the thread title I was sure this was true...the majority of French men are just big dicks, aren't they?
    Yes, but being a big dick and having a big dick are two different things entirely.

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    I've had to switch to extra large condoms, large was just too damn tight and cut off the circulation. Really hampered the,ah finishing part, ya know?

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    I thought the French had\were the biggest pussies in Europe?

    OH, no, wait! That was during World War II (and continues today).

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    Funny thing is you can fit a regular Trojan around a basketball so all this "I need XL condoms is bullshit". I am glad they are teaching safe sex in Europe, too bad it doesn't work here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuddman5150 View Post
    Funny thing is you can fit a regular Trojan around a basketball so all this "I need XL condoms is bullshit".
    Damn! I've been found out!

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    Mmmmmkaaaayyy....Am I the only one who is wondering why all these girls sporting these things in the pictures look about...oh I don't know...12?

    I swear my daughter is 12 and when she has a little makeup on she looks like that.

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    Yeah. I wouldn't fuck this thread with your (6 inch) frog dick.

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    Are the french using these larger condoms to use as a Flag for surrendering?

    The French use weird concepts for surrendering.

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