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    Gird your loins Daisy Hill's Avatar
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    Default Butt Bandit Busted

    In a news item that seems like it should come from Florida, but weirdly, doesn't, the Valentine Nebraska police have finally "put to end" the butt bandit vandalism spree!

    from the AP

    Authorities have reported that they have busted the Valentine Nebraska butt bandit.

    Prosecutors add that the man was caught with his pants down.

    The man hasn't been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the guy who has been leaving butt prints on windows around town.

    Police say that beginning in the spring of 2007, some guy has been greasing up his private parts--front and back--and pressing them against windows. The butt prints have been found on everything from schools to churches.

    Cherry County attorney Eric Scott says all the butt prints seem to be the work of--quote--"a lone deviant".

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    That's actually pretty funny......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    Cherry County attorney Eric Scott says all the butt prints seem to be the work of--quote--"a lone deviant".[/B]
    Not to mention one funny mutherfucker.

    I love it.
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    So I understand this is wayy different than an "ass Valet"
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    Eddymon, are you at home? Sounds like something you would do.

    Could it be that a, "Linker" is this guy? Judging by some of the characters on here, I'd say the odds are 80-20.

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    now why would anyone want to arrest someone with a sense of humor.

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    Sounds like something right out of Family Guy. That has Peter and Quagmire's name written all over it.
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    I thought Olo lived in Washington.
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    If that motherfucker sticks his ass up to my window he's going to get a fucking enema the hard way with my fucking foot in his ass.


 

 

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