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    Default Oz driver pulled with todger in pasta sauce jar

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/19/pasta_sauce/

    Oz driver pulled with todger in pasta sauce jar


    Continued to crack one off 'while resisting arrest'

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    An Oz driver has been fined AU$600 for "offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction" after cracking one off into a pasta sauce jar even as coppers attempted to subdue him with batons and capsicum spray following a "slow-speed" car chase through Newcastle, New South Wales.

    The drama began when officers spotted Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, "parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26". According to the Newcastle Herald, they thought he "might have a weapon"* since he was "doing something with his hands in his lap".

    He was in fact "partially clothed with his genitals in a jar", a police report explained. The perp made a dash for it, was pulled, refused to exit the vehicle and four officers were obliged to persuade him from his car.

    The law enforcement operatives identified "a 750mm** jar around his penis" and said Weatherley gamely insisted on continuing to pleasure himself "between bouts of wrestling".

    A search of Weatherley's motor uncovered "pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier".

    He pleaded guilty to the aforementioned raft of charges yesterday at Newcastle Local Court. The role of the Jack Russell in the incident is not noted. ®
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    *Well, he did, didn't he? Oh yes - thanks to Ross McCabe for the tip-off.

    **That's what the report says. Should be 750ml, according to our Oz pasta sauce jar expert Andy Harrison.


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    I thought it was funny that he was doing this near Nobby's Beach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
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    He was in fact "partially clothed with his genitals in a jar", a police report explained. The perp made a dash for it, was pulled, refused to exit the vehicle and four officers were obliged to persuade him from his car.
    maybe "todger in a jar" is aussie for "Dick in a box" and he was just getting an early start on his Christmas shooping



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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel View Post
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    A search of Weatherley's motor uncovered "pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier"...

    I am scared for that Jack Russell!!
    That sounds like the intro to the next David Lee Roth video, if he ever does another solo album...

    "Gimme a bottle of anything, a glazed donut, and a Jack Russell Terrier... To GO!!!"


 

 

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