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    Default Funny story in Val's book

    My S.O. is reading Vals book and can't help but read me some of the funny stories relative to Ed.

    There was a blurb about how Ed saved his hip bone after the replacement surgery and wrapped it up and then placed it in their freezer. Val used to keep ham bones in the freezer for soup, so Ed wrote "My hip....do not cook" :-)

    I thought it was pretty damn funny.

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    Maybe that helped Val stay out of the freezer and ultimately assisted in all that weight loss.
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    I think its weird as shit.

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    Well, I'm sorry to say but this kind of explains the state of mind of my former hero and the odd decisions he's made over the past few years.

    Not saying it to be mean, not trying to be a wiseass. That is just a weird-ass thing to do and if any spouse of mine did that....I'd pack very quietly never to be seen again.
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    Cripes, I think that's hilarious. It's a bone people!! I've got my wisdom teeth packed away somewhere. To each his own I guess. I have a dark sense of humor.

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    Ed needs to pull that thing out and simmer it for a couple of hours. Get that classic Van Halen stink permeating through all the rooms of the mansion. Then drink the broth.




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    Quote Originally Posted by lieu910 View Post
    My S.O. is reading Vals book and can't help but read me some of the funny stories relative to Ed.

    There was a blurb about how Ed saved his hip bone after the replacement surgery and wrapped it up and then placed it in their freezer. Val used to keep ham bones in the freezer for soup, so Ed wrote "My hip....do not cook" :-)

    I thought it was pretty damn funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmoth View Post
    Maybe that helped Val stay out of the freezer and ultimately assisted in all that weight loss.
    Be nice.

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    I do find it kinda funny that Ed kept his hip bone in the freezer, but odd too. Oh well, it's Ed we're talking about here ...............I've never even heard of a doc even offering something like that to a patient. Dentists ask if you want your wisdom teeth, but a bone ?


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    Haha that's awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    Well, I'm sorry to say but this kind of explains the state of mind of my former hero and the odd decisions he's made over the past few years.

    Not saying it to be mean, not trying to be a wiseass. That is just a weird-ass thing to do and if any spouse of mine did that....I'd pack very quietly never to be seen again.
    Agreed. Creepy as hell. I've got a pretty warped sense of humour, so I'd make some soup with the ham bones, and once my spouse was finished eating, I'd make a visual point to look in the freezer and say something like "Oh shit! Oh my god! I cooked up your hip by mistake!" Then watch the hillarity insue. I think that would cure him of weird ideas like that right quick, but I don't know what you'd do with all the vomit.
    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    All adds to the enigma.

    So many rock stars advertise their little ways, shouting "Hey, look at me. I'm an eccentric genius. I have a pierced cock and I drive a hearse ".

    Ed just quietly and diligently got on with the job of being mental.

    What's his crazy list?

    Hip bone.
    Blessing people with water in a restaurant
    Rubbing lemons in his eyes
    Curing cancer
    writing "eruption"
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    the shoes
    smashing up that piano

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    All adds to the enigma.

    So many rock stars advertise their little ways, shouting "Hey, look at me. I'm an eccentric genius. I have a pierced cock and I drive a hearse ".

    Ed just quietly and diligently got on with the job of being mental.

    What's his crazy list?

    Hip bone.
    Blessing people with water in a restaurant
    Rubbing lemons in his eyes
    Curing cancer
    writing "eruption"
    spending 6 years in his studio
    the shoes
    smashing up that piano

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    Hey c'mon....everybody knows you gotta have a pierced cock to drive a hearse. Or at least your nutsack. Goes without saying. Part of the code.
    She looks so $#@!'n good ,so sexy and so frail....Somethin's got the bite on me, I'm goin' straight to Hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    All adds to the enigma...........................

    What's his crazy list?

    Hip bone.
    Blessing people with water in a restaurant
    Rubbing lemons in his eyes
    Curing cancer
    writing "eruption"
    spending 6 years in his studio
    the shoes
    smashing up that piano

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    Can I add Gary Cherone to that list?
    BTW, I like ol' Gare, but only when he's with Extreme. Nothing more, Nothing less......That is all.
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