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    Default 6 Failed Presidential Assassination Plots

    It's Saturday, it's slow, so let's read about idiots!

    Here's an article from - of all places "Cracked" - about six failed assassination attempts:

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16705...president.html

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    If memory serves, Cracked was a direct competitor of Mad. They must've realized there was only one "Mad" and decided to reinvent their format.
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    I decided to read some of the other stuff they had as well. Some verrrrrrrrrrry interesting things. Like the Top 5 Badass Presidents. Very interesting too.

    I liked it so much, I bookmarked it. Great find Axx!
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    Fun fact #47: Our four assassinated presidents were all opposed to the
    Federal Reserve. As was Reagan (attempted), initially.

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    Default Seven, actually...

    Cracked neglected to mention my assassination attempt on Dwight Eisenhower. I got as far as posting a top secret ad for a hit man on CraigsList when my plan was foiled by somebody informing me that Eisenhower is already dead. The bastard!
    And, to top it all off, Jodie Foster is gay! So she wouldn't have married me anyway.
    That was a rotten weekend.

    The Secret Service really needs to lighten up on their body-cavity search technique, by the way.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    The Secret Service really needs to lighten up on their body-cavity search technique, by the way.
    I'm sorry to inform you, but someone played a dirty trick on you....

    These guys are not Secret Service:


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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    I'm sorry to inform you, but someone played a dirty trick on you....

    These guys are not Secret Service:

    the guy dressed in leather with the big moustache is really one of seens alpaca's, hence the ass rape!
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