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    Default 105 Year Old Virgin says celibacy is the key to a long life

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    Clara Meadmore wo celebrated her birthday with a drop of wine at the Perran Bay nursing home in Cornwall England, said she imagined there was "a lot of hassle" involved in having sex.

    "People have asked me if I am a homosexual and the answer is no," she told AFP

    "I have just never been interested in sex" added Meadmore, who received a birthday card from Queen Elizabeth II.

    Meadmore was born in Glasgow, Scotland, in 1903. She lived in Canada and New Zealand as a child, and served in the Egypt armey during World War II. She returned to Britain in her 20's and moved to Cornwall 40 years ago.



    Sad...I think she's probably only 60 and it just feels like she's lived to be 105

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    It might be a long life, but it would also be a long boring life.
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    I can't even go a couple of days. Some things are worth the hassle.
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    Oh, fuck her.

    Then again, nobody has had any luck so far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Oh, fuck her.

    Then again, nobody has had any luck so far.
    I'll give her a birthday surprise that'll really beat the Queen's card.... Are there any pics with this story by any chance?

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    Gotta figure it'd be a woman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    I'll give her a birthday surprise that'll really beat the Queen's card.... Are there any pics with this story by any chance?

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    Get Steve Carrell on the phone, I smell a sequel.


    Seriously, could you imagine if you were 90 years old in a retirement home and you managed to hook up for some senior sex with the 90 year old woman next door and afterwards she told you "that was my first time"?

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    Um, I could but I won't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow View Post
    Get Steve Carrell on the phone, I smell a sequel.


    Seriously, could you imagine if you were 90 years old in a retirement home and you managed to hook up for some senior sex with the 90 year old woman next door and afterwards she told you "that was my first time"?
    That's cool and all but, now imagine you are 16 and it is your first time too.
    And she wants to try, well, everything.

    Really imagine it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere View Post
    I can't even go a couple of days. Some things are worth the hassle.
    If you're doin it right.
    Ditto. I think I would explode, literally!

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    That's cool and all but, now imagine you are 16 and it is your first time too.
    And she wants to try, well, everything.

    Really imagine it.
    thanks graeme. i wont be able to eat for a week now.
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