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    This obscurely came up in discussion a couple months ago which led to a funny discussion with my wife. Long story short, I asked her for the opportunity to eat bacon off her ass. She's considering it because of how important that is to me. I love bacon, and I love her ass. I would like to have my bacon served on her ass....you know, for a special occasion kind of thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    This obscurely came up in discussion a couple months ago which led to a funny discussion with my wife. Long story short, I asked her for the opportunity to eat bacon off her ass. She's considering it because of how important that is to me. I love bacon, and I love her ass. I would like to have my bacon served on her ass....you know, for a special occasion kind of thing.

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    That might be TMI.... The jury is out though...

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    Yeah, a little TMI. Although it does raise other ideas........ I'll have to talk to the wife. (Mine, not seen's)

    Seen - If your wife does say now, you can eat the bacon off of your Alpaca's asses. They probably won't mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    That might be TMI.... The jury is out though...
    Maybe, but at least it's not OLO eating bacon off the ass of an Alpaca...


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    I tried the chicken friend bacon yesterday at the Texas State Fair!
    On paper it should be the best thing ever, but I have to admit I was a little disappointed.. too much batter, and the bacon itself was too thin.

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    I have been accused many times of putting bacon in everything.....nothing adds flavor better than bacon.....lately I have been in love with pork belly(which is unsliced, uncured bacon)....it's currently appears on my menu twice, diced and sauteed in a blackeye pea and corn succotash that is served with salmon, and maple cured "bacon and egg" salad....there is also a restaurant somewhere in New York I think that is chicken frying pork belly and serving in on a ceasar salad.....I've tried bacon ice cream....not bad....nothing to write home about though...

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    Another funny thing about living here. Any food that's not Thai, they wanna
    add bacon. Even when you say no, you still get it. That and fucking straws.
    Straws with goddamned everything. I'm sure it's the German influence.
    The pork that is. And Aussie. And English. I've had more English breakfasts
    (bacon AND sausage) than I'd ever seen in my life prior. And I eat more
    pizza than anything. Go figure. Then go figure skate. Then take nap.
    That's a lot of work and you deserve it.

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    BACON IS MEAT CANDY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    This obscurely came up in discussion a couple months ago which led to a funny discussion with my wife. Long story short, I asked her for the opportunity to eat bacon off her ass. She's considering it because of how important that is to me. I love bacon, and I love her ass. I would like to have my bacon served on her ass....you know, for a special occasion kind of thing.

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    Bro, I've had about 20k. Believe me, there's been better in there somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere View Post
    Go figure. Then go figure skate. Then take nap.
    That's a lot of work and you deserve it.
    I can't believe it. The miserable mistere actually made me laugh. That just really caught me sideways. Nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Bro, I've had about 20k. Believe me, there's been better in there somewhere.
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    BACON IS MEAT CANDY.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca View Post
    BACON IS MEAT CANDY.
    This makes me think of my candied bacon that I make at the holidays. That stuff is so good it will make you slap your mama, LOL.
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