Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Register
Results 1 to 8 of 8
  1. #1
    Good Enough Ace Ventura's Avatar
    Join Date
    01.07.04
    Age
    47
    Location
    New Hampshire
    Posts
    2,013
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    So this is love?
    Last Online

    01.01.13 @ 04:06 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Who's Excited for Some Lingerie Football?

    Posted Oct 8th 2008 2:02PM by Shane Bacon (author feed)
    Filed under: Women's Sports

    What are the three basic 'Man Rules' outlined in our yearly handbook? Football. Check. Beer, you got it. Women, hallelujah. Now, brace yourself, what if I told you all three of these things would be joining together into a regular bachelor party without the $20 lap dances?

    Get ready for some football. Some Lingerie Football.


    The Lingerie Football League, the publicity stunt you might have seen on pay-per-view during a recent Super Bowl halftime show, is taking its bras, panties, and straps to the gridiron for real, forming a league set to premiere in September 2009. Tryouts took place in Seattle this past week and Mitchell Mortaza, founder of LFL, said the reason games won't begin for a year is because they were looking for the hotties at first, and will now try to instill in them some actual football skills to go along with the flowing hair and potential perky enhancements.

    League play won't start until next September, partly because football skill isn't a requirement. The tryout at Green Lake Field was more about testing athletic ability and gauging beauty.

    "Yeah, it's sexy, but that just draws the viewers," said founder Mortaza, 34, of West Hollywood. "You've got to keep them, and the fan base has to respect it. Because of that, you're going to see girls that are beautiful, but athletic, and take it seriously."

    Vince McMahon, did you hear that? You actually need skill to carry a league. A novel concept, I suppose.

    The league will be comprised of 10 teams, all with names that look derived from a Spearmint Rhino timesheet. We enjoy games with the L.A. Temptations, New York Euphoria, Dallas Desire, Chicago Bliss, Atlanta Steam, Seattle Mist, Miami Caliente, San Diego Seduction, Tampa Breeze, and Phoenix Crotch Scorch. I just keep imagining what these mascots will look like. How do you truly personify a "Seduction"? And I don't even want to know how they're going about the Steam.

    One of the participants, a 23-year-old from Tacoma, Wash., said she believes there is a big enough demographic that it shouldn't have a problem gaining fans. Obviously she's been introduced to that sneaky demographic called "men."

    "I'm willing to show some skin in the name of football," said Alicia McLaughlin. "I feel like it's my true calling. And there's going to be haters, people scoffing at it, but there's a big enough demographic that it shouldn't have any problems creating a fan base."

    Wow, sure beats the "true calling" story my last four girlfriends have told me about moving away and not having a cell phone. Seriously, what are the chances?

    According to Mortaza, the players will make $40,000 a year, which really is going to be a huge pay cut for the majority of these ladies, who undoubtedly come from big law firms and investment brokerage firms.

    Participants include:

    Jenny McCarthy, 2006 Lingerie Bowl
    Who Is She?: Former Playboy Playmate of the Year and actress

    Eric Dickerson, 2004 Lingerie Bowl Coach
    Who Is He?: NFL Hall of Famer and Rams legend

    Traci Bingham, 2004 Lingerie Bowl host
    Who Is She?: Former 'Baywatch' star and Playboy model

    Angie Everhart, 2004 Lingerie Bowl
    Who Is She?: Actress and former Playboy model

    Kylie Bax, 2004 Lingerie Bowl sideline reporter
    Who Is She?: Former SI swimsuit model/actress

    Nikki Ziering, 2004 Lingerie Bowl
    Who Is She?: Actress/model

    Ryan Starr, 2006 Lingerie Bowl sideline reporter
    Who Is She?: Former 'American Idol' contestant

    Cindy Margolis, 2006 Lingerie Bowl
    Who Is She?: Actress

    Trishelle Cannatella, 2005-06 Lingerie Bowl
    Who Is She?: Former reality TV star and actress

    Adrianne Curry, 2006 Lingerie Bowl
    Who Is She?: Former reality TV star and Playboy model


    I'M DOWN FOR SURE!!!!!!
    "It doesn't mean that much to me to mean that much to you..." -Neil Young

    "The sun's not yellow, it's chicken." -Bob Dylan

    "If you go out and buy a Van Halen record and put it in your collection, it'll melt your other records." -David Lee Roth, 1981.

    Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
    Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit!!! It'll HURT MORE!!!

  2. #2
    Atomic Punk ZeoBandit's Avatar
    Join Date
    01.29.02
    Age
    41
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    17,830
    Favorite VH Album

    F.U.C.K.
    Favorite VH Song

    Humans Being
    Last Online

    12.14.17 @ 05:57 AM
    Likes
    54
    Liked 40 Times in 29 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    Nice!
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

    www.geocaching.com - The site where you are the search engine.

  3. #3
    Banned!
    Join Date
    04.27.07
    Location
    At my house
    Posts
    7,262
    Favorite VH Album

    Anything Ed plays on
    Favorite VH Song

    See above
    Last Online

    08.19.10 @ 08:10 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 8 Times in 8 Posts

    Default

    When I first saw this thread, a quote came to mind....."If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular ?"

  4. #4
    Atomic Punk ZeoBandit's Avatar
    Join Date
    01.29.02
    Age
    41
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    17,830
    Favorite VH Album

    F.U.C.K.
    Favorite VH Song

    Humans Being
    Last Online

    12.14.17 @ 05:57 AM
    Likes
    54
    Liked 40 Times in 29 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    Because Kimmie, lingerie is icing on the cake!!! It makes a good thing better!
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

    www.geocaching.com - The site where you are the search engine.

  5. #5
    Banned!
    Join Date
    04.27.07
    Location
    At my house
    Posts
    7,262
    Favorite VH Album

    Anything Ed plays on
    Favorite VH Song

    See above
    Last Online

    08.19.10 @ 08:10 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 8 Times in 8 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoBandit View Post
    Because Kimmie, lingerie is icing on the cake!!! It makes a good thing better!

    Ah, ok, that may be true, but I sure as hell don't want to see ANY dude in a banana hammock.

  6. #6
    no stinkin click! muffdiver's Avatar
    Join Date
    05.27.02
    Location
    canada
    Posts
    7,761
    Favorite VH Album

    all
    Favorite VH Song

    strung out....
    Last Online

    02.28.14 @ 07:54 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 4 Times in 4 Posts


    Premium Member

    Donor

    Default

    Lol...That's funny stuff right there Kimmie....



  7. #7
    Banned!
    Join Date
    04.27.07
    Location
    At my house
    Posts
    7,262
    Favorite VH Album

    Anything Ed plays on
    Favorite VH Song

    See above
    Last Online

    08.19.10 @ 08:10 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 8 Times in 8 Posts

    Default

    Oh well thanks Muff, but it's the dadgum truth! I totally get why men like to see women with nice bodies in lingerie, but a guy in baggy pants, or shorts is SO SEXY!! I don't wanna see a guy in a thong or speedos, not even Mark Wahlberg.....and I'm tell ya, that guy has got a FREAKIN BODY!!! WHOO!!!!

  8. #8
    Baluchitherium
    Join Date
    07.26.07
    Age
    47
    Location
    Las Vegas, NV
    Posts
    4,654
    Favorite VH Album

    VH II
    Favorite VH Song

    Down in Flames
    Last Online

    12.13.17 @ 02:13 AM
    Likes
    1,164
    Liked 200 Times in 83 Posts

    Default

    LOL... The "Crotch Scorch".... I have to say, it'd be hard to cheer for that.

    Am I the only one to appreciate the irony of Eric Dickerson having played for the "Rams"?
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


 

 

Similar Threads

  1. Uh-oh: Don't Get Too Excited About That New Hobbit Movie Just Yet...
    By chefcraig in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 02.12.08, 08:22 PM
  2. why am I not excited like I should be ?
    By rolsguitars in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 161
    Last Post: 09.13.07, 06:08 PM
  3. What VAN HALEN song gets you excited?
    By vhrocker in forum VH Songs/Albums/Videos
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 11.08.06, 03:29 PM
  4. What VAN HALEN song gets you excited?
    By vhrocker in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 09.02.06, 11:18 PM
  5. Lets Get Excited!!!
    By Little Mikey in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 02.01.02, 07:31 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •