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    Man Passes Gas, Charged with Battery on Officer

    Assault with a deadly odor?

    Man Passes Gas, Charged with Battery on Officer

    CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

    Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

    Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

    When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

    Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

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    Dang, I was hoping this was in Cville....I just saw our leader in crime fighting Tim Longo at the gym! I asked him if he'd arrested anyone "good" lately... he said no. Surely, he would have told me about this one
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    In this particular case, you can not truly blame the police officer...

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    Assult with a deadly odor. I love it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    In this particular case, you can not truly blame the police officer...

    Someone had too much Taco Bell during "FourthMeal", I see...

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    So if you fart in an elevator will they arrest you for attempting a mass murder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    In this particular case, you can not truly blame the police officer...

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    could have been worse
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    So if you fart in an elevator will they arrest you for attempting a mass murder.
    Yes, providing the elevator is full of midgets.

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    When I was a kid, a friend and I used to play pranks on each in supermarket queues. Yes, of course, the one in front would fart and leave the other to deal with the accusing looks.

    Just to think, if we did that now, I could get my friend arrested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    could have been worse
    did he shat himself? I don't have my glasses on and I am thinking that's a "shadow" back yonder.....
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    sorry EVHgirl, i always post those thumbnails...just lazy I guess, but if you click on the pic it should enlarge to full sized

    and yes he "crapped his draws" I think my cousin who is a cop emailed that thing to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    sorry EVHgirl, i always post those thumbnails...just lazy I guess, but if you click on the pic it should enlarge to full sized

    and yes he "crapped his draws" I think my cousin who is a cop emailed that thing to me!
    Sadly girl. I DID enlarge it! I'm going to get my glasses.... 40 is a sad age for the eyes... suddenly I'm freakin' computer/book/ newspaper blind. Not fair!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVHgirl in Va View Post
    Sadly girl. I DID enlarge it! I'm going to get my glasses.... 40 is a sad age for the eyes... suddenly I'm freakin' computer/book/ newspaper blind. Not fair!

    40? Hell, I've had to deal with friggin' glasses for over 30 years now. It didn't hurt that my eyes did not react well to contacts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    40? Hell, I've had to deal with friggin' glasses for over 30 years now. It didn't hurt that my eyes did not react well to contacts.
    my husband has worn glasses since he was 5. He is 43.... he tried contacts once, got a very bad infection and never bothered again. Until last year. He wears them when he goes skiing (water & snow) and playing golf.

    It only takes him 20 minutes per eye to get the things in... very time consuming. Prolly doesn't help that I stare at him and make smart ass comments the entire time ....
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