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    Default I am getting very old or the world is getting more stupid

    Usually I get it.

    People have unecessary cosmetic surgery because they are in some way unhappy that they don't look like someone else. They want the teeth just like the hollywood star, the lips of Jolie or the arse of Lopez.

    Obviously it's pretty fucking stupid but it's their bodies, let 'em do what they want. If people don't want to look unique and individual, good. Easier to spot the interesting folks.

    But this one just had me rolling about laughing my fucking head off. Don't ask me what sequence of events led me to this website btw.

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    Hymen repair and vaginal rejuvination! LMFAO!!!!
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    Hahahaha, remember that student girl who auctioned her virginity? 5 grand for a surgery, 230 grand bid, 225 grand net income. Smart

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    Under no circumstances should anyone click on 'Vaginal Wart' on that page
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    Hang on....is this the first time y'all have heard of this? Anyone ever watch TLC or Discovery Health? There was a show I watched on TLC, and there was this woman that paid like $5000.00 to have her hymen replaced because she wasn't a virgin when she met her husband, and she wanted him to break it......She's freakin crazy if you ask me......I don't know about most women, but I sure DON'T want to ever get my hymen broken again. That shit is PAINFUL, and I'm very glad it only had to happen once.

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    That kinda seemed the obvious question to me. Kinda like replacing a window specially so you can what a baseball back through it!
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    I'm guessing there are some women, for religious reasons, that would want their hymen repaired....you know so their new husband can hang "that sheet" out the window and everyone will cheer.

    $5000 is nothing compared to being executed on your wedding night for NOT being a virgin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo View Post
    That kinda seemed the obvious question to me. Kinda like replacing a window specially so you can what a baseball back through it!

    Exactly! Not to mention a $5000.00 window.

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    "designer vagina" that's a runway show you're NOT going to see in Milan!

    and where do this surgical center locate which the broken English speak?

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    Ya know, I do understand the vaginal rejuvination. Sometimes when a woman is giving birth, they can really damage the pelvic floor muscles, and have problems like incontinence and things. One show I watched, this woman damaged her pelvic floor muscles so bad, her cervics was literally hanging outside her vagina. You can also damage the curtains to where they get enlarged and hang down. I'd say that would be highly uncomfortable, and probably sets women up for infections.

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    Good Lord, what's next?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    Good Lord, what's next?

    They can do pretty much anything nowadays.....You've never heard of penile lengthening, or when they take fat around the stomach, then peel the penile skin back, and add layers of fat around it to make it thicker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    They can do pretty much anything nowadays.....You've never heard of penile lengthening, or when they take fat around the stomach, then peel the penile skin back, and add layers of fat around it to make it thicker?
    The mere thought of such things makes it want to crawl inside and hide.

    Besides, if a woman is going to complain about my size, I would simply tell them that even a bus looks small in Yankee Stadium.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    The mere thought of such things makes it want to crawl inside and hide.

    Besides, if a woman is going to complain about my size, I would simply tell them that even a bus looks small in Yankee Stadium.
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