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    Default What would "Cynical James In New York" say?

    I was just wandering thru the BD wishes for JINY and i chuckled to myself when i came to his thanks to everyone, and i beleive his signature smile was right there, and then came up with this idea as a good natured birthday gift.

    So folks, if instead of being happy go lucky , what would James say if he was a dark, miserable bastard.

    I'll start.



    "I hope Eddie gets hit buy a truck"
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    This next part could really confuse things. Let's stay focused. #asis

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    "That bastard Eddie better be wearing more than a cup!!!!"
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    I got 2 Birthday Threads.
    I'm more popular than TST

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    Eddie only starred in 1 porno movie.....

    And Eddie should have stuck to playing the Tuba on the 2004 tour.

    Fuck you linkers, you guys piss me off, daily!!!

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    There will never be new music from Van Halen so quit hoping for it! And they will definitely never appear on the MTV music awards in any incarnation.

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    If only I could get to Eddie and show him my 9mm and prove my love.
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    "VHIII is underrated."


    Oh,wait, that's cynical Squalen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    I got 2 Birthday Threads.
    I'm more popular than TST

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    Hey.....wait a minute....what's the big idea? Is this a popularity contest? No fair! I didn't even know I was running...

    TST<--------Hey, I know where I can get some naked pictures of Kimmie! Will that help my chances?----------LOL!! Soooo just kidding Kimmie poo------ya know I love ya girl --------

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    Ya know, I really think Eddie's playing on Fair Warning was weak. I mean, what did he really do that was new???

    I swear, Van Halen just sucks the life outta of me.

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    Hey Bizarro World JINY. When will we see a new Van Halen CD?

    "In Satan's time" - JINY
    "Never is just reven spelled backwards." -House

    "Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" -THE Rob Gordon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    "VHIII is underrated."


    Oh,wait, that's cynical Squalen
    Redundancy.

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    Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Friedrich Nietzsche



    I know VS will just LOVE that quote...!


    Naked pics of Kimmie and TST??? Bring em ON! Haha...
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    Quote Originally Posted by James in New York View Post
    Naked pics of Kimmie and TST??? Bring em ON! Haha...

    Oh........my........God! Hate to state the obvious James, but that ain't gonna happen. You know that TST and I LOVE our men, and they're the only ones that are worthy of our viewing our nakedness. We're one man only kinda girls, we don't share, and neither do our men.


    Btw TST, no offense taken, you know I love ya too girl!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Oh........my........God! Hate to state the obvious James, but that ain't gonna happen. You know that TST and I LOVE our men, and they're the only ones that are worthy of our viewing our nakedness. We're one man only kinda girls, we don't share, and neither do our men.


    Btw TST, no offense taken, you know I love ya!!
    Yeah, sorry for throwing you under the bus there Kimmie-LOL!! You know I was kidding...but it is a popularity contest you know. I had to do something and that's the first thing I thought of you being such a cute chick and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tropical Storm Tracey View Post
    Yeah, sorry for throwing you under the bus there Kimmie-LOL!! You know I was kidding...but it is a popularity contest you know. I had to do something and that's the first thing I thought of you being such a cute chick and all.

    TST<-------I knew you wouldn't mind-----------
    Aww, thank you!!

    LOL....of course I don't mind. I do know you were kidding. Heck I'd have done the same thing, cause you're so pretty and all, but you beat me to it!


    Hey, I bet James would LOVE to see more pics of you in your bikini!!

 

 

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