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    Default Angry Dad Attacks Naked Boy in Daughter's Room With Metal Pipe

    Figured this was too good to bury in the "Only in Florida" thread.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,422181,00.html

    DELTONA, Fla. — An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room.

    Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

    When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.

    The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.

    The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
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    He's lucky he wasn't in MY daughters room, there'd be more than a wimpy ass head wound.....
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    Plead not guilty and go with the argument of home defense. He obviously wasn't invited, it was not known or expected he would be there, he was not a familiar face, and he was fakin naked in his daughters room. Say he interpreted it as a break in and attempted rape and he was just protecting his family.

    Yes, I'd see through what was really happening in a heartbeat, but I'd whack the little fucker too and roll with a defense like that all the way to the sentencing.
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    Am I the only one here who identifies more with the kid than the father? Heh...

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    Well yeah, it coulda been anybody in his little girl's room. I'd have done the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Plead not guilty and go with the argument of home defense. He obviously wasn't invited, it was not known or expected he would be there, he was not a familiar face, and he was fakin naked in his daughters room. Say he interpreted it as a break in and attempted rape and he was just protecting his family.

    Yes, I'd see through what was really happening in a heartbeat, but I'd whack the little fucker too and roll with a defense like that all the way to the sentencing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatStrat85 View Post
    Am I the only one here who identifies more with the kid than the father? Heh...
    Maybe not the only one, but likely in a small minority.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatStrat85 View Post
    Am I the only one here who identifies more with the kid than the father? Heh...
    Do you have a teenage daughter?????? At 22, I m thinking no.... when you do, come on back to this post and let me know what ya thank!

    He'd be a very FUBAR'd young man if he got caught nakey in my kids room.
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    I'd done a lot more then whack him with a pipe......
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoBandit View Post
    I'd done a lot more then whack him with a pipe......
    uh huh! ThaswhatI'mtalkinbout.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatStrat85 View Post
    Am I the only one here who identifies more with the kid than the father? Heh...
    I'd of closed his head with staples as well.
    Then i'd of used that staple gun extensively to help him keep his clothing on, beginning with his underwear.
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    A metal pipe? What a wuss. I'd have got my pellet gun out and shot him straight in the ass, then I'd get the baseball bat out.

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    It's funny how the double standard works...

    How many of you, if you found a naked girl in your son's room, would beat her with a foreign object. (careful on the comments - assume she's underage!) How many would cheer their son on (or at least smile inside?)?

    Believe me, I'm in the same boat with you - I'd be chasing the fucker down the street with a baseball bat...but, from a guy's perspective, and thinking back to when that could've happened to me, we always get screwed for screwing, and the innocence of the girl, whom often instigated the "happenings" in her own room, is always the victim - and the parents always glare in the boyfriend's general direction.

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    Well, don't think for one second my daughter would be getting a "get out of jail free" card. I'd barracade that child in her room til she was thirty!

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    Actually, I don't think I would have taken my anger out on the boy as much as I would take it out on my daughter. SHE was the one letting the boy into the house to have sex. Not that I would have whacked either one with a pipe but her life would cease to exist. Everything under the sun would be stripped, all privileges, gone.

    As for the boy, I would simply try to detain him until the cops got there to see if he could be charged with statutory rape, breaking and entering, or anything else to scare him so bad he'd be pissing himself. And I'd also be anxious to give his parents a call to sit in on the fun.
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