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    US Officials Think Kim Jong Il May Be Ill

    WASHINGTON - Western officials say there are signs that North Korea's unpredictable dictator may be gravely ill, after the man North Koreans call the "Dear Leader" apparently failed to show up at an important national celebration Tuesday.

    Kim Jong Il's incapacity would have serious implications for the international effort to get North Korea to abandon nuclear weapons.

    There was no sign of Kim at a closely watched parade Tuesday marking the 60th anniversary of North Korea's founding, and the country's state media was silent about his absence. His last reported public appearance was August 12.

    "There is reason to believe Kim Jong Il has suffered a serious health set back, possibly a stroke," a Western intelligence official said, speaking on condition of anonymity.

    Another official said rumors and reports of a possible health setback were based in part on intelligence gathered by other nations.

    A senior U.S. official said rumors had been circulating for weeks about the state of Kim's health and his control over North Korea's highly centralized government.

    That official said the United States has no independent confirmation that Kim is ill, but that Kim's absence lends credence to reports that he is suffering and may no longer be in a position to command the absolute authority he had wielded.

    "What we do know is that he was not at the military parade," the official said, speaking on condition of anonymity about the administration's internal assessment of the situation. "That is quite unusual and reinforces a lot of what we've been hearing."

    All the officials spoke on condition of anonymity to describe sensitive intelligence gathering.

    In a broadcast monitored in Seoul, Korean Central Television showed North Korea's No. 2 leader and other officials atop a viewing stand on Tuesday. Kim was not shown.

    The rumors began circulating in mid-August. Shortly thereafter, North Korea announced it was suspending the disablement of its Yongbyon nuclear reactor, a key step in abandoning its atomic weapons program that it agreed to take in negotiations with China, Japan, South Korea, Russia and the United States.

    North Korea's powerful military is known to have been opposed to the measure, and many analysts believed it was proceeding mainly due to Kim's support for the process and the backing of moderates in his foreign ministry.

    When North Korean diplomats notified their U.S. counterparts of the suspension, they did so in a note that explained the move was being taken "due to pressure from the relevant agencies," according to people familiar with its contents.

    Kim has held absolute power in the Stalinist regime, and the wording of the note set off alarms that his control over the disarmament scheme may be in question.




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    Top Ten Signs You're Talking to a Fake Kim Jong-Il




    10 Doesn't smile when you mention torturing dissidents

    9 He's 6'5'', 250 pounds

    8 Introduces himself by saying, "Hi, I'm Gary -- uh, crap, I mean Kim Jong-Il"

    7 He seems Kimmy and Jongy, but not quite Illy

    6 Your wife recognizes him as the Kim Jong-Il look-alike who stripped at her bachelorette party

    5 Keeps using the phrase, "Chillax, bro"

    4 He pays for drinks -- honestly, folks, when's the last time that man picked up a check?

    3 Won't shut up about the new "90210"

    2 He's only half insane

    1 Keeps referring to himself as "just a hockey mom"

    EXTRAS

    Agreed to convert all non-essential nuclear facilities into Outback Steakhouses

    Next week, he's co-hosting "The Rachel Ray Show"

    Accidentally signed a check "Tim Jong-Il"

    Been months since he updated his facebook status

    Butterfly tattoo is on the wrong ankle

    Keeps saying "y'all"

    Every other sentence starts with, "Back when I was a Saddam look-alike..."

    Entire knowledge of Korea based on reruns of M*A*S*H

    Excuses himself to run to a high-level meeting with a fake Putin

    Pretty sure the real Kim Jong-Il didn't use a monocl
    Dealing with it.

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    Hey MASH reruns are kewl. Nice list.
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    Maybe he was still sitting on the toilet after eating to much El Chico's Mexican food and just couldn't make this show!!


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    really doesn't matter when he dies

    someone just as fucked up will take his place
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    Saw on the news last night that they think he may of had a stroke.
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    Yep someone just as evil and crazy will take his place....they have no "set election" process .... I use those terms VERY loosely.

    This is the man that claims to be an extrodinary golfer, North Korean state media reports that Kim routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round.


    Why He "Special"
    Official biographers claim that his birth at Baekdu Mountain was foretold by a swallow, and heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow over the mountain and a new star in the heavens.


    Is He really alive anyway?????

    In an August 2008 issue of the Japanese newsweekly Shukan Gendai, Waseda University professor Toshimitsu Shigemura, an authority on the Korean Peninsula, claimed that Kim Jong-il died in late 2003 and had been replaced in public appearances by one or more stand-ins previously employed to protect him from assassination attempts.In a subsequent best-selling book, The True Character of Kim Jong-il, Shigemura cited apparently un-named people close to Kim’s family along with Japanese and South Korean intelligence sources, claiming they confirmed Kim’s diabetes took a turn for the worse early in 2000 and from then until his supposed death three and a half years later he was confined to a wheelchair. Shigemura moreover claimed a voiceprint analysis of Kim speaking in 2004 did not match a known earlier recording. It was also noted that Kim Jong-il did not appear in public for the Olympic torch ceremony in Pyongyang on April 28, 2008. The question had reportedly "baffled foreign intelligence agencies for years."

    More Crazy Shit about this family:


    Defectors, unnamed have been quoted as saying that North Korean schools deify both father and son, teaching that they do not urinate or defecate like mortal humans.

    Kim had spent $20,000,000 on importing 200 new Mercedes Benz S500 luxury sedans adding to North Korea's fleet of 7,000 Mercedes cars.

    His official biography also claims Kim has composed six operas


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    ***UPDATE ABOUT THE CRAZY MAN FROM NORTH KOREA***


    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080911/...ea_kim_jong_il


    SEOUL, South Korea - North Korea's Kim Jong Il had brain surgery after a stroke last month and could have partial paralysis on one side, media reports said Thursday, after the South Korean government said the communist leader remained in control of his country.

    Foreign doctors, possibly from China and France, performed the operation after Kim, 66, collapsed about Aug. 15, the newspapers Dong-a Ilbo and JoongAng Ilbo reported, citing unidentified government officials.

    Kim's condition has improved and he is not suffering from slurred speech, a disability often associated with a stroke, the reports said.

    If Kim were incapacitated, it could have serious implications for international negotiations on North Korea's nuclear disarmament. The talks recently hit a snag because of a dispute between North Korea and the U.S. over how to verify the North's nuclear programs, and a delay by Washington in its promised removal of North Korea from a list of nations that sponsor terrorism.

    Lee Cheol-woo, a South Korean ruling party lawmaker, said in a radio interview Thursday that Kim is "recovering fast," has "no problem speaking and communicating," and is "able to stand if assisted."

    The lawmaker, a leader of the parliamentary intelligence committee briefed by the country's spy agency Wednesday, did not give further details.

    However, South Korea's largest newspaper, Chosun Ilbo, said the stroke had left Kim with "partial paralysis." It quoted an unidentified senior government official as saying, "I understand that he is suffering inconvenience on the left part of his body."

    South Korea's main spy agency declined to comment on the reports, only repeating a previous statement that Kim's condition had much improved from an unspecified circulatory problem. It also declined to say whether Kim received surgery.

    On Wednesday night, the office of President Lee Myung-bak said it had received intelligence reports that Kim is recovering from a stroke and is still in control of his isolated country.

    The North Korean leader was "not seen to be in a serious condition," presidential spokesman Lee Dong-kwan said in a statement after President Lee convened a security ministers' meeting to discuss the situation.

    Defense Minister Lee Sang-hee told a parliamentary committee Thursday that the military does not plan to raise its defense alertness because North Korea's military has shown no unusual signs, a lawmaker's aide said.

    "It appears that there is no leadership change" in North Korea, the defense chief told lawmakers during a closed-door briefing, according to Jun Eun-hye, an aide to ruling party lawmaker Yoo Seong-min.

    Raising the defense alertness "could rather make the people uneasy and provoke North Korea," Lee was quoted as saying.

    Still, the minister said the South is advancing its existing contingency plan to prepare for "any kind of situation whether it be limited or full-scale warfare," according to the lawmaker's aide.

    Speculation about Kim's health intensified after he missed a parade Tuesday commemorating the communist state's founding 60 years ago. That followed weeks of absence from public view and rumors that foreign doctors had been called in to treat him.

    North Korea tried to dispel the rumors about his health.

    "There are no problems," No. 2 leader Kim Yong Nam told Japan's Kyodo News agency.

    Despite the willingness of North Korean officials to speak through a foreign news agency, their own state media remained quiet about Kim's condition.

    South Korea's Yonhap news agency, citing lawmakers briefed by the spy agency, said Kim suffered a cerebral hemorrhage, but was conscious and "is able to control the situation." The report did not say when he suffered the stroke.

    The spy agency also reported to lawmakers that Kim is in a "recoverable and manageable condition," and that North Korea is not in a "power vacuum," Yonhap said.

    "If he had surgery, it means it's serious," said Kim Jong-sung, a neurology professor at Seoul's Asan Medical Center.

    A cerebral hemorrhage can result in death, paralysis, difficulty in speaking and other disabilities, although if it is minor, recovery is possible without long-term affects. Surgery is generally only considered in the most serious cases, he said.

    Kim, who has been rumored to be in ill health for years, took over North Korea after the death of his father in 1994.
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