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    Just in case you're lacking a little humor in your day...

    Here's some comic relief for your day...so, as a new Mom I am doing some online shopping on Babiesrus.com. I'm looking at the different kinds of breast pumps available and click on one that I've been using from the hospital. I decide to look at the reviews and READ THIS:

    Amazing Pump.
    By New Mommy Katie from Dix Hills, NY on 8/26/2008
    Pros:Comfortable, Easy to clean, Discreet
    Best Uses:Breast Feeding
    Describe Yourself:Parent of Two or More Children

    Bottom Line:Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

    This is the best pump I ever used. It produced more milk than the ones I have used in the past. My husband tried it on his member and it even worked for him, however, we had to throw that milk away as it was too thick. Anyway, I definately recommend.

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    "My husband tried it on his member and it even worked for him, however, we had to throw that milk away as it was too thick."
    are you F'ING KIDDING ME???!!!??? Ummm...no words.
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    And she wrote that?????

    I'm speechless.......



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    Quote Originally Posted by KT View Post
    Here's some comic relief for your day...so, as a new Mom I am doing some online shopping on Babiesrus.com. I'm looking at the different kinds of breast pumps available and click on one that I've been using from the hospital. I decide to look at the reviews and READ THIS:

    Amazing Pump.
    By New Mommy Katie from Dix Hills, NY on 8/26/2008
    Pros:Comfortable, Easy to clean, Discreet
    Best Uses:Breast Feeding
    Describe Yourself:Parent of Two or More Children

    Bottom Line:Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

    This is the best pump I ever used. It produced more milk than the ones I have used in the past. My husband tried it on his member and it even worked for him, however, we had to throw that milk away as it was too thick. Anyway, I definately recommend.

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    "My husband tried it on his member and it even worked for him, however, we had to throw that milk away as it was too thick."
    are you F'ING KIDDING ME???!!!??? Ummm...no words.
    KT? The next time you post some sort of disclaimer as to not be drinking water anywhere near the keyboard whilst reading?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KT View Post
    Here's some comic relief for your day...so, as a new Mom I am doing some online shopping on Babiesrus.com. I'm looking at the different kinds of breast pumps available and click on one that I've been using from the hospital. I decide to look at the reviews and READ THIS:

    Amazing Pump.
    By New Mommy Katie from Dix Hills, NY on 8/26/2008
    Pros:Comfortable, Easy to clean, Discreet
    Best Uses:Breast Feeding
    Describe Yourself:Parent of Two or More Children

    Bottom Line:Yes, I would recommend this to a friend

    This is the best pump I ever used. It produced more milk than the ones I have used in the past. My husband tried it on his member and it even worked for him, however, we had to throw that milk away as it was too thick. Anyway, I definately recommend.

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    "My husband tried it on his member and it even worked for him, however, we had to throw that milk away as it was too thick."
    are you F'ING KIDDING ME???!!!??? Ummm...no words.
    And they were allowed to procreate? That is truly a shame!

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    Eeewwwww, EEEWWWWW, AND EEEEE-WWWWWW..... that's just gross.

    What kind of freak writes that on a BabiesRUS site review???????
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVHgirl in Va View Post
    Eeewwwww, EEEWWWWW, AND EEEEE-WWWWWW..... that's just gross.

    What kind of freak writes that on a BabiesRUS site review???????
    Britney Spears?
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    hahahahahaha....which pump has the review on it? i want to show my wife!

    that's hysterical!

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    If they threw it away, the husband couldn't have been THAT happy with the pump....
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    LOL! People are wacked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wickett View Post
    If they threw it away, the husband couldn't have been THAT happy with the pump....
    No, they threw away his...milk, which apparently was a tad too thick.

    It sounds like someone is having fun in the write in comments section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    No, they threw away his...milk, which apparently was a tad too thick.

    It sounds like someone is having fun in the write in comments section.
    But....but, but, but...but...

    Thats just not funny....
    ok maybe a little
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    No, they threw away his...milk, which apparently was a tad too thick.

    It sounds like someone is having fun in the write in comments section.
    The question remains, who tried the milk? Mom? Dad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoBandit View Post
    The question remains, who tried the milk? Mom? Dad?
    as long as it wasn't the poor baby!

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    No kidding......
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    Guessing by the caliber of the review and assuming a few things about the people who posted the review, I have come to this conclusion...

    I'm surprised the Mom got the pump back from the Dad...

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