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    Default Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis:

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    A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

    The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

    Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

    It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

    "The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

    On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.


    And just how stupid does one have to be to do this?
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    is this the Malaysian version of 'Smiling Bob?"

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    Ummm.................

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    So the guy's new nickname around the shop no doubt will have to be "Old Three-Nuts".

    "Hey, Mr. Threenutz...how they hanging?" ect, ect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr View Post
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080831...jASzvaCxChOrgF

    Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
    that's definately going to put a damper on the honeymoon

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    So uh, I guess the engagement's off huh?

    If he had a boner with this nut on it (I'm still laughin' my ass off!) why the hell didn't he just go sit in a bathtub filled with ice until he could get it off?

    Imagine his embarrassment walking into the hospital with a pup tent goin'!

    And, did I understand the story correctly that not one, but two guys did this? The fuckin' stupidity here!

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    I have nothing to say about this......
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    Poor short dicked bastard.....

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    This guy must have been on his way home from seeing a shrink.
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    When a good shrink is what he needed. Ba dum bump.

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    Oh yeah. Ow.

 

 

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