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    LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Comedian Chris Kattan's marriage to his model wife lasted almost as long as a "Saturday Night Live" skit.



    The former "Saturday Night Live" star filed for legal separation from model wife Sunshine Tutt after eight weeks of marriage. The couple were married June 28 in Yosemite Valley.

    They spent roughly a month together; Kattan's filings indicate that they separated August 10. The couple have no children together, and Kattan's filing in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday indicates that the pair have a prenuptial agreement.

    By filing for separation instead of divorce, Kattan is leaving the door open for a reunion with Tutt but is indicating that the pair intend to live separate lives for the time being.

    Kattan, 37, appeared on "SNL" from 1996 to 2003. His screen credits include "Corky Romano" and "A Night at the Roxbury."

    The couple became engaged Christmas Eve 2006.

    An e-mail to Kattan's publicist was not returned
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    His jokes stopped being funny after 8 weeks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    His jokes stopped being funny after 8 weeks...
    I think the little fucker is quite hilarious..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    His jokes stopped being funny after 8 weeks...
    hahahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    His jokes stopped being funny after 8 weeks...

    No shit, thats one of the most unfunniest sumbiches ive ever seen. But then again that could be said for any of the current snl cast members too. What a bunch of duds.

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    shame it wasn't '9 1/2 weeks' eh. could've made a spoof docu-drama sex comedy out of it... maybe not

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    Wow! A thread about Chris Kattan. There must be absolutely nothing going on in the world.
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    He always struck me as being gay...
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    Something tells me they probably never should of gotten married to begin with......
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    His monkey boy skits were kind of funny.
    Dealing with it.

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    Maybe now he can join his buddy and fellow, not-so-funny dueshbag Jimmy Fallon on what will soon be the worst late night TV show since Magic Johnson's (and at least that was funny when Howard was on it).

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    I always thought he'd have a hubby rather than a wife. Maybe they ruined it by getting hitched. He's too much Mango for her.
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    It took her 8 weeks to figure out he is gay?

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    ...and 2-feet tall.

    I love his film credits. If those are the movies you are going to list on your resume, wouldn't suicide just be a better solution?
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    "I donít know, but to me he seems gay." Norm MacDonald on Chris Kattan, Rolling Stone Interview 1997
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