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    Default Howard Stern saved my life.

    I was driving my milk truck yesterday, listening to The butter churner call in and say that he was optimistic about the Falcons making a run for the playoffs. At that exact moment my truck started to billow smoke from underneath the hood. I was on the 9----foe. Howard than said Quote " OK WE CAN TURN OFF THE OVENS NOW". I pulled over and shut it down. If it weren't for the quick thinking of Howard I may not have made it? THANK YOU Howard.... THANKS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude View Post
    I was driving my milk truck yesterday, listening to The butter churner call in and say that he was optimistic about the Falcons making a run for the playoffs. At that exact moment my truck started to billow smoke from underneath the hood. I was on the 9----foe. Howard than said Quote " OK WE CAN TURN OFF THE OVENS NOW". I pulled over and shut it down. If it weren't for the quick thinking of Howard I may not have made it? THANK YOU Howard.... THANKS!!



    Congrats on FartMan saving your life........ummm I guess?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen View Post


    Congrats on FartMan saving your life........ummm I guess?!?!?

    HH<----The Dude, if you see smoke and fire, don't wait for advice, RUN BRUTHA RUN!!!!! Public Service Annoucement brought to you by, HURRICANE HALEN!!!--------------------
    that made me laugh out loud HH is on a roll today!

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    Oh yeah?

    I went swimming in the ocean alone last week and was almost
    not back here to tell you about it.

    Your loss,

    The King of One-Up

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere View Post
    Oh yeah?

    I went swimming in the ocean alone last week and was almost
    not back here to tell you about it.

    Your loss,

    The King of One-Up


    "I survived all the major earthquakes, and the titanic and several air crashes."

    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere View Post
    Oh yeah?

    I went swimming in the ocean alone last week and was almost
    not back here to tell you about it.

    Your loss,

    The King of One-Up

    I just hope you survived it Mistere? The Butter churning couldn't go on if anything bad happened?

    Let me know all is good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    "I survived all the major earthquakes, and the titanic and several air crashes."

    I can twirl my sticks too!!! rip

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    Quote Originally Posted by evans5150 View Post
    I survived the 2004 Hagar reunion tour.


    FTW!!
    Thanks to the milk truck. It wasn't burning in 04. And Howard, he love to churn the butter....don't forget that in your prayers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen View Post


    Congrats on FartMan saving your life........ummm I guess?!?!?

    HH<----The Dude, if you see smoke and fire, don't wait for advice, RUN BRUTHA RUN!!!!! Public Service Annoucement brought to you by, HURRICANE HALEN!!!--------------------


    Good god Hh, I forgot he even was fartMan. Holy crap batMan....yoU fjust fummed it up?

    It's obvious now isn;t it folks?

    I 4 1 thank goD for he buTTer churners of thies Worlsd?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude View Post
    I just hope you survived it Mistere? The Butter churning couldn't go on if anything bad happened?

    Let me know all is good.
    Sad to report, I am in fact dead.

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    I'm sorry to hear that Mistere? You should have chimed in on the "What do you think happens when you die thread". You could have summed it all up?

    BTW, In Thailand, do you folks once in a while say, hey how about we go out for some American food. Then when the food arrives you all sit around eating, not sweating, and say, Man that's mild, man that's mild.

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    Only 69 virgins. I got ripped in the hereafter. Damn.
    And none of them can suck a dick. Is this heaven or hell?

    And the American joints here are just jacuzzis filled with Pepsi
    and a deep-fryer in the middle. We mostly sit around and say
    "Does this come with the endless salad bar?" and "Let's go to
    Starbuck's when we're done."

 

 

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