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    Default Diamond Dave Poker Card Guard

    I play a lot of poker and collect card guards. I have a $5 poker chip from Harrah's Lake Tahoe with a picture of Dave on it. I bought it on ebay and have been using it for over a year now as my card guard. I also have a Metallica, Def Leppard, Teddy KGB from rounders, and a skull guard that says "Dead Money". I recently purchased the Teddy KGB chip and on one side it has his picture as he's dealing cards, and on the other side it has his quote, "Mr. Sonofabitch, let's play cards."

    Anyhow, I asked the ebay vendor who sold me the Teddy KGB guard if he could make me a chip with Diamond Dave playing poker from the guest appearance he made on the Sopranos. He replied back that he could and he asked what I would want on the opposite side of the chip. So I'm looking for a little help here. What would be a good, and poker game related quote from the Diamond One that I could have put on my chip? In the Sopranos episode where Dave appeared, all I can remember Dave saying was something about how he used to get a tax write off on condoms. Come on guys give me some Roth quotes that might fit the bill. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CatdaddyRoth View Post
    I play a lot of poker and collect card guards. I have a $5 poker chip from Harrah's Lake Tahoe with a picture of Dave on it. I bought it on ebay and have been using it for over a year now as my card guard. I also have a Metallica, Def Leppard, Teddy KGB from rounders, and a skull guard that says "Dead Money". I recently purchased the Teddy KGB chip and on one side it has his picture as he's dealing cards, and on the other side it has his quote, "Mr. Sonofabitch, let's play cards."

    Anyhow, I asked the ebay vendor who sold me the Teddy KGB guard if he could make me a chip with Diamond Dave playing poker from the guest appearance he made on the Sopranos. He replied back that he could and he asked what I would want on the opposite side of the chip. So I'm looking for a little help here. What would be a good, and poker game related quote from the Diamond One that I could have put on my chip? In the Sopranos episode where Dave appeared, all I can remember Dave saying was something about how he used to get a tax write off on condoms. Come on guys give me some Roth quotes that might fit the bill. Thanks.
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    I like Lightning bolt in your cheerios

    There's one on the tip of my tongue that I cant quite remember.

    to sing like me, you must be_____, to _______ like me you must be _____, to play like me.. you must be crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CatdaddyRoth View Post
    ...There's one on the tip of my tongue that I cant quite remember.

    to sing like me, you must be_____, to _______ like me you must be _____, to play like me.. you must be crazy.

    Help me out..

    Here ya go. For gamesmanship, it's appropriate.

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    Perfect!
    Winners? they come and go..
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    check out the finished product, ebay item # 250293519019
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    Quote Originally Posted by CatdaddyRoth View Post
    check out the finished product, ebay item # 250293519019
    LOL. Nice!
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    Awesome, that is pretty damn cool.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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