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    Default Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

    LONGMONT, Colo. - A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

    He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

    Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.

    The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.

    Information from: Daily Times-Call,

    http://www.longmontfyi.com/
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    hahahahaha thats too damn funny!!!
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    He's got balls! Watch, in a week or so we will post an article on him getting caught by the real police at the same store.
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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