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    Yeah, yeah. There is a terrific amount of laughter to be found in some of these awkward translations.

    The important thing here is not to let this "humor" extend to a racial stereotyping of ignorance upon an entire culture, ya know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Yeah, yeah. There is a terrific amount of laughter to be found in some of these awkward translations.

    The important thing here is not to let this "humor" extend to a racial stereotyping of ignorance upon an entire culture, ya know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Thanks Pa!

    Oh, let's be fair here. According to our dearly beloved MikeL., we are not expected to be related.

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    Being that my chosen profession is gently beating the English language into people, you can imagine some of the enjoyment I have had in this field. Nothing remotely racist about having fun with this at all. Most students see the humour in it too.

    One of my personal favourites was a Spanish student I had who, when talking about the changing role of women in the workplace, came out with the classic line: "Years ago women only did hand jobs".

    I've been there myself. My worst mistake was in a shop in Poland when, wanting to ask for a chicken I said "Dzien dobry, Prosze pani ma kurwa?". Not completely translatable but literally, "Good day, please does Mrs have fucking whore?"

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    FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD!
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    Here are some signs and notices written in English that were
    discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an
    'E' for Effort. We hope you enjoy them.

    In a Tokyo Hotel:
    Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a
    person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

    In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
    The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we
    regret that you will be unbearable.

    In a Leipzig elevator:
    Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

    In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
    To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
    should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
    wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by
    national order.

    In a Paris hotel elevator:
    Please leave your values at the front desk.

    In a hotel in Athens:
    Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the
    hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

    In a Yugoslavian hotel:
    The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the
    chambermaid.

    In a Japanese hotel:
    You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

    In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox
    monastery:
    You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and
    Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except
    Thursday.

    In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
    Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the
    boots of ascension.

    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
    Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

    On the menu of a Polish hotel:
    Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy
    dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose;
    beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

    Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
    Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

    In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
    Drop your trousers here for best results.

    Outside a Paris dress shop:
    Dresses for street walking.

    In a Rhodes tailor shop:
    Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute
    customers in strict rotation.

    A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:
    It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that
    people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live
    together in one tent unless they are married with each other
    for that purpose.

    In a Zurich hotel:
    Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the
    opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby
    be used for this purpose.

    In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
    Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

    In a Rome laundry:
    Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon
    having a good time.

    In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
    Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no
    miscarriages.

    Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
    Would you like to ride on your own ass?

    In a Swiss mountain inn:
    Special today -- no ice cream.

    In a Bangkok temple:
    It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed
    as a man.

    In a Tokyo bar:
    Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

    In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
    We take your bags and send them in all directions.

    On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
    If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to
    it.

    In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
    Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

    In a Budapest zoo:
    Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable
    food, give it to the guard on duty.

    In the office of a Roman doctor:
    Specialist in women and other diseases.

    In an Acapulco hotel:
    The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

    In a Tokyo shop:
    Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are
    best in the long run.

    From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air
    conditioner:
    Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your
    room, please control yourself.

    From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
    When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
    Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles
    your passage then tootle him with vigor.

    Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
    - English well talking.
    - Here speeching American.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    Haha dude, these are brilliant !! I remember the zoo one from years ago, I had a massive text-file with Soviet time English translations. Hilarious as fuck.


    And lmao at your Polish accident, we used to have fun with that 'kurwa' word coz it's spelled almost the same as Russian 'chicken' . Man, growing up in an ethnically diverse environment I know swear words in like 5 languages.

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    These are all great!
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