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    Five Hot Dogs That Will Kill You

    As a follow-up to The Seven Hamburgers of the Apocalypse, I give you:

    Five Hot Dogs That Will Kill You

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    #4. Paula Deen's Lard Dog
    Serious Eats first uncovered Paula Deen's insidious plot to kill us all in 2007 with a deliciously deadly mix of butter, liquid cheese, deep-fried meat, and southern charm. However, they missed a 2005 meal that makes all the others look like health food. The Grim Reaper looms largely over Paula Deen's Lard Dog. Why bother with relish and mustard when you could top your hot dog with bacon, Velveeta, and lard? She may have mixed the lard with a few other ingredients in order to mask the flavor of death, but it really doesn't matter when you're six feet under. Read more about this hot dog here.



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    #5. Mulligan's Hamdog
    How can you improve on the chili dog? Humans had pondered that question for decades. One day, the Devil went down to Decatur, Georgia and inspired a mouth-watering, chest-clutching, smile-on-your-face-as-you-drop-dead chili burger/chili dog combo know as The Hamdog. Take one hot dog, roll it in flattened burger meat, fry it, top it with cheese, chili, and a fried egg and kiss your keester goodbye. Read more about this hot dog here, here, here, and here.



    Straight to the arteries!

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    I'm not real big on mixing species on a bun. Don't like bacon with my burger. I've never tried it but a hamburger wrapped hotdog just seems WRONG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VH Wahoo View Post
    As a follow-up to The Seven Hamburgers of the Apocalypse, I give you:

    Five Hot Dogs That Will Kill You

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    #4. Paula Deen's Lard Dog
    Serious Eats first uncovered Paula Deen's insidious plot to kill us all in 2007 with a deliciously deadly mix of butter, liquid cheese, deep-fried meat, and southern charm. However, they missed a 2005 meal that makes all the others look like health food. The Grim Reaper looms largely over Paula Deen's Lard Dog. Why bother with relish and mustard when you could top your hot dog with bacon, Velveeta, and lard? She may have mixed the lard with a few other ingredients in order to mask the flavor of death, but it really doesn't matter when you're six feet under. Read more about this hot dog here.


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    That lard dog is just a nasty concept. Who the heck would eat that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by looper_guy View Post
    I'm not real big on mixing species on a bun. Don't like bacon with my burger. I've never tried it but a hamburger wrapped hotdog just seems WRONG!
    You could always make sure that it's an all-beef hot dog.
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    I just threw up in my mouth with one look at the lard dog.

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    That looks like refined lard on that hot dog. It's not as bad for you if you serve it on a multi-grain bun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VH Wahoo View Post



    Straight to the arteries!
    you would have to be completely and utterly 100% derranged to even attempt eating that

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBC View Post
    you would have to be completely and utterly 100% derranged to even attempt eating that
    Not at all, if you merely consider it as a "casserole in a bun". Personally I'd prefer two fried eggs rather than one, along with a side order of grits.

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    at the Ohio State fair they'd probably take that puppy, dunk it in batter and deep fry it.....they seem to think that anything deep fried is rather...festive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Not at all, if you merely consider it as a "casserole in a bun". Personally I'd prefer two fried eggs rather than one, along with a side order of grits.
    okay I'll take your word for it, you appear to be a chef. ...still looks like some kind of molten volcanic overspill that has accidentally landed on a loaf of bread to me.

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    Ive never been there but I here Pinks in LA has some monster dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoBandit View Post
    That lard dog is just a nasty concept. Who the heck would eat that?
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    is that fucking legal??
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