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    Default Lame-Brain Arrested For Shooting Lawnmower, Alcohol Possibly Involved

    Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting

    MILWAUKEE - A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.



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    According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

    A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She said he was intoxicated.

    Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.

    A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday morning.


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    I think we can bump that possible up to a probable.

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    LOL Made my day Chef! Hell, who hasn't at one time or another wanted to shoot their lawnmower, throw their computer out the window, or repeatedly drive their SUV over their significant other in the driveway?

    Alcohol is definately the enemy of good judgment.





    besides Lawnboys are crap....nothin' runs like a Deere!

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    Six years for shooting a lawnmower ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    Six years for shooting a lawnmower ?
    6 years is rough. I've felt like doing that before.. Elvis would still be alive today and incarcerated if they handed out punishments like that in the seventies. Funny that someone in his own house ratted him out though. Not sure that was a great idea for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugs Meanie View Post
    6 years is rough.
    I agree. I don't even have words for that. I might as well just post this on the whole thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    I agree. I don't even have words for that. I might as well just post this on the whole thing.

    Oh. My. Word. That's the best laugh I've had in a while... sheesh...
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    Too many jokes.

    The guy's picture explains so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting

    MILWAUKEE - A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.



    In this photo provided by the Milwaukee County Sheriff's department,
    Keith Walendowski is shown.


    According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

    A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She said he was intoxicated.

    Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.

    A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday morning.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    I agree. I don't even have words for that. I might as well just post this on the whole thing.



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    I was in Milwaukee on Friday afternoon and night for the Brewers/Houston game and this came on the radio during a news break. Supposedly he WAS drunk and it was at 9:30 AM.............that early in the morning. I almost laughed myself off of the freeway.
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    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Lame-Brain Arrested For Shooting Lawnmower...



    ...Alcohol Possibly Involved
    Naaahhh.... ya think?


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    I have had my fits with the mower over the years but never thought to shoot it kicked the son of a bitch a few times......

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    Hmmm. What about mowing your handgun? Is there a law against that?

 

 

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