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    Default Biting Commentary on Van Halen

    This just in...

    Van Halen News Desk

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    And now we've found the name of the band's new DVD - Assorted Cheese!
    Could this be magic?

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    Isn't it ironic that a Sammy song was not used instead..
    Don't drink the Jim Jones punch. They're called theToxic Twins for a reason...

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    Very Gouda.

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    ...dutiful employee entered the lyrics into the label....
    Likely dutiful former employee by now.

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    Breaking news.

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    Pretty cheesy...but cheese is good.

    "The shit I read on this site." -- Dave's Dreidel (Nov 6th, 2013)

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    I think the deli worker got it wrong, they should have placed Hagar era lyrics with a cheese offering.

    On the other hand, I do compliment them for choosing the DLR era lyrics for the freshest quality that never goes out of date.

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    No whey. That sure was Krafty!

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    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    What I want to know is, which one of you Linkers did it?
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    I'm gonna go out on a limburger and say that we should all just curd it out now before this thread starts grating on our nerves!

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    Aren't you all clever
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    Fabricated story. Janie must have found some 1988 roaches while snoopin' around the vaults.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    Fabricated story. Janie must have found some 1988 roaches while snoopin' around the vaults.

    Will it go good with Smokin Loon?
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

 

 

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