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    Default Ripped from the headlines The "what a dumbass" thread

    I tried to search for a Darwin awards thread (which I thought I remembered out there somewhere) but it didn't turn up after a search...if there is one, somebody move this there for me, would ya?

    So here goes...

    (AP)

    San Louis Obispo, Calif.- Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Mathew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

    Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

    Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire Jan 18. Tuleja has second egree burns on his testicles.



    So wtf did these guys think was going to happen when they set the guy on fire? There's drunk, and there's very drunk, but roasting your buddy's weinie drunk?.....that's "bum drunk"!

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    Lol, reminds me of a story my mate told me yesterday about one of his old house-parties.

    Basically this girl passed out and this guy decided to wake her up by farting into her face. So he pulled down his pants, did the 'job' but not only the girl didn't wake up, a bit of his well, 'crap' stuck right on her face. So they were like thinking, wake her up and tell her, or just leave her be? After awhile they decided on the former, and when the poor sould learned about what had happened she slapped the guy (who in his defence said "I was only trying to fart in your face!" ) . But because she slapped him he shat into her shoe in the morning as a payback.

    Fucking dickheads

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    Break-in suspects found asleep on stolen goods

    MONROE, Wash. - Police say a trail of pillows and backpacks led to two sleeping men who were arrested after a department store break-in. Kyle Burress, 25, and Allen Pierce, 27, have been charged with second-degree burglary.

    Police spokeswoman Debbie Willis says a break-in was discovered July 9 at a Fred Meyer department store northeast of Seattle. The two were still being held on bail Monday, and it was not clear whether they had lawyers.

    Willis says police followed a trail of cardboard and items from storage containers in a locked area behind the store that led to the two men. One was sleeping in a stolen hammock and the other on a pile of stolen pillows.

    Police photographed the men before waking and arresting them.

    Willis says alcohol was involved.
    (What a shock! )

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080721/...eeping_on_loot

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    Lol, reminds me of a story my mate told me yesterday about one of his old house-parties.

    Basically this girl passed out and this guy decided to wake her up by farting into her face. So he pulled down his pants, did the 'job' but not only the girl didn't wake up, a bit of his well, 'crap' stuck right on her face. So they were like thinking, wake her up and tell her, or just leave her be? After awhile they decided on the former, and when the poor sould learned about what had happened she slapped the guy (who in his defence said "I was only trying to fart in your face!" ) . But because she slapped him he shat into her shoe in the morning as a payback.

    Fucking dickheads
    Kinda like when a girl, who's a friend of a friend of mine, was dumped by a guy. She got so mad that she shit in a box and sent the box by mail to the guy. Fuckin classic...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    I tried to search for a Darwin awards thread (which I thought I remembered out there somewhere) but it didn't turn up after a search...if there is one, somebody move this there for me, would ya?
    Here it is for you:

    http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/the-...t=Darwin+award

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    How did you find that Zeo? I searched using both "darwin" and "darwin awards" and nothing came up......? maybe this should be the "dumbass who can't find the thread, thread!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    How did you find that Zeo? I searched using both "darwin" and "darwin awards" and nothing came up......? maybe this should be the "dumbass who can't find the thread, thread!"
    Apparently you needed to capitalize "Darwin" in the phrase "darwin awards". It comes up on the second page of results.

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    CapItaliZation wHat a ConCEpt! LOL

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    the pop-up blocker I've got installed on my laptop gives me a pop-up to notify me when it has blocked a pop-up, complete with a little x in the corner so I can close it. that must be some kind of contender

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    I searched for Darwin Awards in this forum only and it was the fourth or fifth result that came back.
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    along the vien of "what a dumbass" I did some reconnoitering around here and found the "search" function under Forums "stage left" can't believe I never noticed it before .....I always ntoice the "search" box in the upper right hand corner and it didn't find anything for me....in fact when I inputted something that I knew it should find, it found nothing.....sooooo what does that little box in the upper right hand corner do anyway?

    Anybody?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    along the vien of "what a dumbass" I did some reconnoitering around here and found the "search" function under Forums "stage left" can't believe I never noticed it before .....I always ntoice the "search" box in the upper right hand corner and it didn't find anything for me....in fact when I inputted something that I knew it should find, it found nothing.....sooooo what does that little box in the upper right hand corner do anyway?

    Anybody?
    The one in the extreme upper left is more or less like one of those scoops you could glue on the hood of your car in the seventies: it looks cool, yet does nothing.

    Your best bet is either the one in each individual forum or thread, if you can narrow down your search that far. Otherwise the one in the black bar is the only choice for desired results.

    And as for a search in "Stage Left", I have no clue as to what you are referring to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    The one in the extreme upper left is more or less like one of those scoops you could glue on the hood of your car in the seventies: it looks cool, yet does nothing.

    Your best bet is either the one in each individual forum or thread, if you can narrow down your search that far. Otherwise the one in the black bar is the only choice for desired results.

    And as for a search in "Stage Left", I have no clue as to what you are referring to.
    scoops! Gawd! I haven't thought of those in years...or louvered hatchback windows either!

    Thanks Chef.....the "stage left" I was referring to is on the main page of vhlinks....you know the one that has the headline "Van Halen 2007 makes its debut"? and the pic of Eddie and Dave? Says "forums" "register" and "search"?

    You probably haven't been there in years! It only exists for the newbies, I think!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    scoops! Gawd! I haven't thought of those in years...or louvered hatchback windows either!

    Thanks Chef.....the "stage left" I was referring to is on the main page of vhlinks....you know the one that has the headline "Van Halen 2007 makes its debut"? and the pic of Eddie and Dave? Says "forums" "register" and "search"?

    You probably haven't been there in years! It only exists for the newbies, I think!
    This place has a main page?
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