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    THOUGHT that title would make you look!!

    I never even knew the Large Penis Support Group existed....
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    "Dear Penis" Rodney Carrington (the video is wrongly titled) - (1:53)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead View Post
    THOUGHT that title would make you look!!

    I never even knew the Large Penis Support Group existed....
    Large Penis Support Group Site


    Yeah, I used to be a long-standing member of the LPSG. Had even attended a couple of conferences back in the mid 90s.

    But after successful penis reduction surgery, I no longer have to deal with all the issues associated with a large penis.


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    I could understand a "SPSG"

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    Yeah, we try to meet at least once a month these days...
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Yeah, we try to meet at least once a month these days...
    I'm so sorry to hear that.

    You REALLY need to watch out for the post immediately preceeding yours, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead View Post
    THOUGHT that title would make you look!!

    I never even knew the Large Penis Support Group existed....
    Large Penis Support Group Site

    Here's a sample post from the site:

    http://www.lpsg.org/64097-how-often-do-you-jerk.html

    I jerk it everday man, one to three times a day depending on how horny I am or what I looking at on the internet. Sometimes it depends on who I'm talking too in chat or somewhere as well. I absolutely love jerking off and do it more now than ever. My balls normally stay close to dry..
    Thanks! Great reading man.

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    There's a book that's been coming through Amazon here in the past week or so called "The Big Penis Book" or something like that. A couple of the gals were talking about one of them missing the plastic wrapper (Yeah, whatever!) so they looked inside. The one gal said she thought "I've got to check this out." when she first looked at it, but when she saw how big their dicks were and how ugly most of the guys were, she said, "No way!"

    Besides, any of us guys that were in PE class or sports know how it works. The guys with the truly tremendous penises were also the ones sitting in the corner of the classroom eating their boogers and ducking spitwads.
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by looper_guy View Post
    I could understand a "SPSG"
    I told you: it's SHRINKAGE!!!

    [runs away]

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    Went to the site, it's all gay guys talking about their biz.

    When will us big penis straight guys have a site to voice our emotions? Where can we find solace? Again, we're being discriminated and left out!
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    But out of 300,989 Members, only 38,903 are "Active Members"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    Besides, any of us guys that were in PE class or sports know how it works. The guys with the truly tremendous penises were also the ones sitting in the corner of the classroom eating their boogers and ducking spitwads.
    OK, I may have sat in the corner of the classroom, but I never ate my boogers or ducked spitwads...
    2-time Fantasy Baseball Champion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    But out of 300,989 Members, only 38,903 are "Active Members"...

    Seems more like overactive members...
    I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post
    OK, I may have sat in the corner of the classroom, but I never ate my boogers or ducked spitwads...
    You were too busy playing with your sliderule to notice the spitwads.
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

 

 

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