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    Default Birthday gift was sex every day for a year!


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    That's an awesome gift! Hopefully they changed it up a lot and didn't do the exact same thing every night.
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    How F'in COOL is that? I would consider that very thoughtful on her part and he is one lucky sumbi'ch! All you hubbies know it and we all wish our wives did as well. No complaints here, but THAT is over the top! :themostcoolrockinavitarever:
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    Anyone think that this guy cheated on his wife during that year?

    Probably not. Hmmm

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    So what did they do every month when her sanity was out taking a moonlight cruise on the Red River?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    So what did they do every month when her sanity was out taking a moonlight cruise on the Red River?
    not if she's on one of the pills that makes you cruise the red river 3 or 4 times a yr, not every month.
    And some couples don't let "that" get in the way. I tend to wait out my cruises...but to each his own....
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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    So what did they do every month when her sanity was out taking a moonlight cruise on the Red River?
    That's easy. They steer the Goodship Lollipop into unchartered territory.


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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    So what did they do every month when her sanity was out taking a moonlight cruise on the Red River?
    I can't remember which comedian it was but he said that he still has sex during his wife's "time of the month" and the way he got used to it is to pretend that he is stabbing and killing her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVHgirl in Va View Post
    not if she's on one of the pills that makes you cruise the red river 3 or 4 times a yr, not every month.
    And some couples don't let "that" get in the way. I tend to wait out my cruises...but to each his own....
    Either that, or she's had a hysterectomy or an endometrial ablation which means no more cruising the red river.

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    Who the hell would want to have sex every single day for a year, let alone with their wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smme5150 View Post
    Who the hell would want to have sex every single day for a year, let alone with their wife?
    I agree.

    Eventually it would become like a chore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Executionor View Post
    How F'in COOL is that? I would consider that very thoughtful on her part and he is one lucky sumbi'ch! All you hubbies know it and we all wish our wives did as well. No complaints here, but THAT is over the top! :themostcoolrockinavitarever:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow View Post
    I agree.

    Eventually it would become like a chore.
    I could do it if it were a new woman every day.....MAYBE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smme5150 View Post
    Who the hell would want to have sex every single day for a year, let alone with their wife?
    Also, note that the guy is age 40.

    I can see this being an appealing gift to someone half his age, but hell... I'm with you, Menlow and seen on this one.

 

 

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