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    Default "How can you have any pudding if you don't finish yer urine?"

    Man Accused Of Obtaining Boys' Urine To Drink
    Convicted Sex Offender Faced Same Charges In 2006


    An Ohio man faces charges after allegedly hiding in public restrooms to obtain and drink boys' urine.

    Alan Patton, a convicted sex offender, was found trying to collect urine inside a men's restroom at Sports Ohio in Dublin, according to police.

    Sports Ohio is a facility that features miniature golf, batting cages, Go Karts and a picnic pavilion, among other amenities.

    Police said that Patton, 56, had shut off water to the urinals and placed cups inside them. Police charged Patton with criminal mischief, reported WBNS-TV in Columbus, Ohio.

    Patton faced the same charges in 2006 after putting plastic wrap and cups in urinals in public restroom toilets in an attempt to collect and drink the urine of young boys, reported WCMH-TV in Columbus.

    After his arrest in 2006, Patton told police that he suffered from urophilia, a sexual fetish involving urine. He also told police that drinking boys' urine made him feel like he was "drinking their youth," WBNS reported.

    At that time, Patton was told by a Franklin County judge that he was not allowed to enter a public restroom nor facilities such as movie theaters and libraries. He is supposed to be under electronic surveillance, WCMH reported.
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    Haha, reading stuff like that makes me realize how normal I am.

    This is so fucked up!

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    HA! This time I beat you Voivod (not that it's a contest or anything) but I WON! We talked about this yesterday in the Talk About Anything thread-- HA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    HA! This time I beat you Voivod (not that it's a contest or anything) but I WON! We talked about this yesterday in the Talk About Anything thread-- HA!
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    So what did I win? Lovely parting gifts? the vhlinks home game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    So what did I win? Lovely parting gifts? the vhlinks home game?


    Johnny, what do we have for our runners-up today?
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    So what did I win? Lovely parting gifts? the vhlinks home game?
    The 2018 Chickenfoot Box Set
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    I'm shocked that this news didn't come from Florida!!! Hell, I guess the wacks in FLA have to take a day off every now and then!!!

    Ohio eh??? What say you LODE??????????

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    That is sick. Whats wrong with that guy.
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    The last guy I know who had urolagnia was of Austrian descent and was reponsible for the largest human toll in human's history.

    People are rarely fucked up in just one way.

 

 

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