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    Default Watermelon May Have Viagra-Type Effects.



    I love science:

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    In watermelons, these include lycopene, beta carotene and the rising star among its phyto-nutrients – citrulline – whose beneficial functions are now being unraveled. Among them is the ability to relax blood vessels, much like Viagra does.

    Scientists know that when watermelon is consumed, citrulline is converted to arginine through certain enzymes. Arginine is an amino acid that works wonders on the heart and circulation system and maintains a good immune system, Patil said.
    The citrulline-arginine relationship helps heart health, the immune system and may prove to be very helpful for those who suffer from obesity and type 2 diabetes," said Patil. "Arginine boosts nitric oxide, which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has, to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it."
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    Huh....I guess you could say I had a hunch on that one...
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    i dont think most of this is really new news, my sister at the age of 8 suffered with ovarian cancer (and then 2 years later with liver cancer) this was nearly 20yrs ago, the type of chemo she was on (like most others) virtually destroyed her imune system to the point that even a simple coldsore could have killed her.
    the doctors and nurses would give her and the other children on the ward watermelon several times a day, it has very good antiseptic properties, and lets not forget where penacilin was discovered

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    i dont think most of this is really new news, my sister at the age of 8 suffered with ovarian cancer (and then 2 years later with liver cancer) this was nearly 20yrs ago, the type of chemo she was on (like most others) virtually destroyed her imune system to the point that even a simple coldsore could have killed her.
    the doctors and nurses would give her and the other children on the ward watermelon several times a day, it has very good antiseptic properties, and lets not forget where penacilin was discovered

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    I think I'll go out right now and buy a watermelon. I'm not sure what to do with the ensuing erection, but I'm sure I'll think of something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    I think I'll go out right now and buy a watermelon. I'm not sure what to do with the ensuing erection, but I'm sure I'll think of something.
    Just keep it out of picnic tables...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    Just keep it out of picnic tables...
    I hear there's a chick in FL looking for Mr. Right. If you got $500K & a watermelon you could be the man.
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    Damn I love to suk on a good melon. Its cheaper than viagra too.

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    It must be true.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace Ventura View Post
    EIGHT????? Jeeze, Tom... my heart goes out to her... I hope she is well now...
    yeah she's doing great now thanks, i can even call her an ungratefull and selfish cow now without feeling guilty!
    she was told that the chances of her ever being able to concive were something like a million to one (basically no chance at all) this was down to the fact she had one ovary removed and the other was "damaged" by the chemo.
    well, she has a daughter now, which is something none of us were expecting...a real godsend.

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    This news could make the company picnic's more interesting.

    I have heard that the rind is the part of the watermelon that has the Viagra like properties.
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