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    Default Enema monument unveiled in Russian resort

    Moscow A monument to the enema, a procedure many people would rather not think about has been unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk.

    The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels, was unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa, the spa's director said Thursday.

    There is no kitsch of obscenity, it is a successful work of art Alexander Kharchenko told the associated press. "An enema is almost a symbol of our region."
    The caucasus Mountains region is known for dozens of spas where enemas with water from mineral springs are routinely administered to treat digestive and other complaints.

    Kharchenko said the monument cost $42,000 and was installed in a square in front of this spa on Wednesday. A banner declaring "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas"--and allusion to a line from "The Twelve Chairs" a famous Soviet film comedy--was posted on one of the Spas' walls.

    Scuulptor Svetlana Avakina said she designed the 5 foot high monument with "irony and humor" and modeled the angels on those in works by Italian Renaissance painter Allessander Bottecelli.


    "The device is eternal, it will never change" she told the AP. "We could promote this brand, turn it into a franchise with souvenirs and awards for medical doctors."






    kind of cools me on the entire idea of going to a spa
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    "An enema is almost a symbol of our region."
    A 'Russian flushin', if you will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    A 'Russian flushin', if you will.
    LMAO! Yeah, those Ruskies need a good flushin' after eating their food I bet.

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    a story from the bowels of Zheleznovodsk...

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    Quote Originally Posted by edwardv View Post
    Kinky Ruskies ...Shake for me...I wanna be your back door man...Das Vidona!
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    I can't believe it's made world news. It's an inside joke depicted in more than just "12 chairs", lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    Do Svidanya


    Ummm, who's the nurse on the right? Damn....
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    That town needs an enema!

    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace Ventura View Post
    Ummm, who's the nurse on the right? Damn....
    I'd do *any* of those nurses .

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    I'd do *any* of those nurses .
    Absolutely!!!! And my opening line would have something to do with requesting an enema!!!!!
    Signature not currently available. You aren't missing much.

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    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    Absolutely!!!! And my opening line would have something to do with requesting an enema!!!!!

    Did I say two fingers? Better make that three.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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