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    Woman Sues Victoria's Secret, Claims Injury From Defective Thong

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    A Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria's Secret thong, prompting her to sue the underwear manufacturer.

    The plaintiff in the case, Macrida Patterson, 52, attributed the May 2007 injury to a Victoria's Secret "low-rise v-string," according to a court document posted on The Smoking Gun.

    Patterson's lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.

    Patterson's product liability lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court last week.

    The Smoking Gun reported that, prior to the lawsuit, officials from Victoria's Secret had asked to see the offending underwear but were refused by Patterson's lawyer.
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    LOL!! Damn you VanHalenRules....you beat me to this one...saw it on tv and laughed so hard I had to spit my coffee out!

    She must have been trying on the Red Ryder model thong "You'll shoot your eye out"!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    LOL!! Damn you VanHalenRules....you beat me to this one...saw it on tv and laughed so hard I had to spit my coffee out!

    She must have been trying on the Red Ryder model thong "You'll shoot your eye out"!!!!!!!!


    I swear, 30 some years ago, you didn't need safety warnings not to use a hair drier in a tub. Now, it would appear that undergarments are going to require safety warnings on them. Jesus, what's next...some guy suing because he choked on th 'decorative metal piece.'
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    and.....why is a 52 year old wearing a thong?
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    usually in these threads I like to post something witty or amusing. Something to make fellow linkers laugh, smile or at least chuckle inwardly for a moment.

    Reading this latest lawsuit makes me realise that there is nothing further to say on this matter. The comedy bit has already been accomplished by this "woman".

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    At 52 she should be wearing "Depends".......

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post

    I swear, 30 some years ago, you didn't need safety warnings not to use a hair drier in a tub. Now, it would appear that undergarments are going to require safety warnings on them. Jesus, what's next...some guy suing because he choked on th 'decorative metal piece.'
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    i thought maybe it would have been a slip of a lip.
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    This morning a local radio station played some audio of her scumbag attorney (sorry for the redundancy) talking about it. This is getting bad when shit like this is going to court. I think they should make her try on a pair to demonstrate her 'technique' to the court. And If she is awarded and damages(and she wants to collect them) the Judge should demand that she has to wear a shirt saying " I can't put underwear on without hurting my eye"




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    Ok, this is the craziest thing I think I've ever heard of. The only possible way she could've hurt her eye is that the thongs were WAY too small, and she was determined to fit into them one way or the other, and perhaps pulled a little too hard on them.


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    I thought she was claiming injury because she may have put them on backwards and hurt herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr View Post
    and.....why is a 52 year old wearing a thong?
    I have seen some very attractive and fit women in there 50's.
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    OLO, leave your fetishes out of this thread please.

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    52 and thong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO View Post
    I have seen some very attractive and fit women in there 50's.
    I've seen some complete Heifers with those suckers on too. There are a couple at work that will bend over, and the guys will go, "Jesus, they make those in that size?"
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