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    Why Is It That "Nudists" Are Usually The LAST People You Wish To See Naked?

    Oregon Woman Plans To Parade Topless On July 4th

    ASHLAND, Ore. - A woman seen frequently in Ashland riding topless on her bicycle says she plans to be in Ashland's Fourth of July parade free and independent of all clothing but a hemp G-string. The Chamber of Commerce says that's contrary to the rules for the family celebration. She says she'll sue if she can't parade as she wishes.


    Jennifer Moss, 32, known in Ojai as "Pastie Lady" or "Earth Friend Jen," rides around town in pasties and a G-string made of hemp to support natural-fiber clothing and the healing powers of water. In the year since she began pedaling in her scant attire, Moss has been arrested and ticketed.

    Jen Moss has been known as "The Naked Lady" since she moved to Ashland in May from Ojai, Calif., drawn by the town's nudity laws. They specify only that people must cover their genitalia in a city park or the downtown commercial district, which means Moss need not cover her breasts.

    The police in California, she says, harassed her when she rode her bicycle wearing a G-string and pasties.

    Moss applied for an entry for the parade, which draws thousands each year.

    The Ashland Chamber of Commerce learned of her coverage plans from an online posting. She promised to lead in-line skaters "wearing only a hemp G-string and blowing a conch shell."

    "We don't feel that someone in the parade who is topless or nearly naked is appropriate for a family audience," said parade chairman James Kidd.

    He said a letter was sent to Moss on Monday and wouldn't speak specifically about the chamber's position until he was certain that she had received the letter.

    Kidd did say that parade rules clearly indicate that entries must be appropriate for a family audience. He also said he understood that the Ashland city ordinance allows women to be topless.

    "She's welcome on any other day of the year to do that," he said. "But not on the Fourth of July while in the parade."

    City Council member Eric Navickas said he's on Moss's side.

    If she can't be in the parade, Navickas said, it would be "an interesting commentary on our society that we're willing to tolerate dead bodies through our aggressive foreign policy from the war, but not healthy, naked bodies."

    Moss told the Ashland Daily Tidings in an e-mail that if she can't be nearly naked in the parade, she would "run around near naked protesting their unconstitutional(ism) and un-Americanism." And she said, she would ask the American Civil Liberties Union for help in a lawsuit.


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    To answer your question Craig, the ones who you want to see naked will let you see them naked too--for a fee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow View Post
    To answer your question Craig, the ones who you want to see naked will let you see them naked too--for a fee.
    Fair enough. Indeed, ya get what ya pay for...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Fair enough. Indeed, ya get what ya pay for...
    Precisely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvH_316_5150 View Post
    Hey, it could be worse.........about 300 pounds worse
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    Whatchutalkin bout? I'd bang that little earth momma hotty!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Whatchutalkin bout? I'd bang that little earth momma hotty!

    You'd probly be gettin' Jan's sloppy seconds though!
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    That's definitely not a family exhibit. Shame on her and her selfishness, wanting to parade her nakedness for the world to see.
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    "Emo to eject" , WHAT???

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterlessIceness View Post
    "Emo to eject" , WHAT???
    Google is your friend. Emoto Project
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    Haha. I told you emo is getting big, BIG!!

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    Ha! What a kick. Jen Moss! She's got a rep in Ojai, too. Used to see her all the time. Me and an ex girlfriend once had a veggie burger with her at the greasespoon on the east end of Ojai Avenue near the arcade. She's actually really cool, and don't kid yourself, fellas, she's totally fuck-able.

    Funny seeing her in national news, LOL.

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    I am a nudist I walk around my house all the time naked. Who gives a shit if they see me they might just uhh well you know master baite.

 

 

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