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    That right there is the funniest damned thing i've read in a long time!! lmao!! just so you guys know...not all women are like that.
    waiting for inspiration to take place here....

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    That is funny! And I think, based on the women just around this place, our guys know that all women are NOT like that. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil_redrocker5150 View Post
    That right there is the funniest damned thing i've read in a long time!! lmao!! just so you guys know...not all women are like that.
    Apparently I need to move to Missouri....

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    Yeah Missouri is right because you would have to SHOW ME to prove women are not that way and by that I mean women can cut off a man for just about anything. I will never understand when a man is stressed out and needs sex that is about the last damn thing a women will give him so he has to outsmart her and he still doesn't get any sex.

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    Loved it.......I may give it a try!!!.......maybe not.

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    That guy's Brilliant!
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    Quote Originally Posted by phast View Post
    Yeah Missouri is right because you would have to SHOW ME to prove women are not that way and by that I mean women can cut off a man for just about anything. I will never understand when a man is stressed out and needs sex that is about the last damn thing a women will give him so he has to outsmart her and he still doesn't get any sex.
    oh i'll do more than show you honey!
    waiting for inspiration to take place here....

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    The funniest part is that this old joke is still floating around...
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


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    Jesus CHRIST!!!!!
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    Ha Ha! Damn, that's still funny every time I read it! Hilarious. Fixed her wagon huh?

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    Yeah, still funny even after the previous (at least) three times I've read it in this very forum since 2005!

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