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    Canada declares war on Italy

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    Blame Canada!
    Blame Canada!


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    If they did it now, the Italians would whoop their asses.

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    How? Canada has never lost a war or battle. We're the best... we were the grunts of the British Empire and took on anyone. Besides, if it was a draw, we always formed a treaty.
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    When you've only got ten guys in uniform and seven of them are armed only with care packages, it's pretty damn hard to win a war.

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    Obviously, you don't know about Canadian military history, pre and post-Confederation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightning Fingers View Post
    Obviously, you don't know about Canadian military history, pre and post-Confederation.
    Why would you say that? You seem more than a little touchy about someone joking about your iddy-biddy military of today.

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    Yeh but it isnt the size of the dog in the fight its the size of the fight in the dog - three letters say it all - S A S (or they lesser known and even better counterparts the Special Boat Service)

    This is one of the FEW upsides to the British Armed Forces these days (the same applying to Canadian forces), our military is smaller than an American Football Team but because of this every soldier is trained to a phenomenal standard.

    And the Canadians are doing sterling work in Afghanistan alongside Brit and US Forces.
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    But if we are talking militaries just gimme a bunch of Germans, those boys are all 6'6" built like NBA players and can soldier the shoes off most their counterparts....
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    Quote Originally Posted by YO!Edward View Post
    Yeh but it isnt the size of the dog in the fight its the size of the fight in the dog - three letters say it all - S A S (or they lesser known and even better counterparts the Special Boat Service)

    This is one of the FEW upsides to the British Armed Forces these days (the same applying to Canadian forces), our military is smaller than an American Football Team but because of this every soldier is trained to a phenomenal standard.

    And the Canadians are doing sterling work in Afghanistan alongside Brit and US Forces.
    The boat boys are some scary guys. Saw a fight in a bar, 3 men versus about 50. The 3 men won. Found out later they were probably SBS through a military friend.

    I have never witnessed anything like it in my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YO!Edward View Post

    And the Canadians are doing sterling work in Afghanistan alongside Brit and US Forces.
    Yep. Sadly though there is a funeral service just down the road from me in Brantford yesterday for the 84th Canadian soldier killed in Afghanistan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    The boat boys are some scary guys. Saw a fight in a bar, 3 men versus about 50. The 3 men won. Found out later they were probably SBS through a military friend.

    I have never witnessed anything like it in my life.

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    Yeh, proud to say I have worked alongside them during my time in the Royal Marines.

    The simple fact that the SBS recruits most of its troops from within the Commandos says it all really. Their selection process is beyond belief, I have both a History and Law degree and nothing has made me as awe-struck as reading the requirements to be an SBS soldier. On paper it simply seems impossible....

    Its always sad to hear of another trooper dying in Afghanistan. I just hope the people of Canada are more grateful than the British public for the sacrifices of their servicemen.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by YO!Edward View Post
    But if we are talking militaries just gimme a bunch of Germans, those boys are all 6'6" built like NBA players and can soldier the shoes off most their counterparts....
    Agreed. I have a friend who's been in Basra for a year and now is stationed in Germany. Says he gets a chill off the Jerrys' more than when he was in action against Iraqis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightning Fingers View Post
    How? Canada has never lost a war or battle. We're the best... we were the grunts of the British Empire and took on anyone. Besides, if it was a draw, we always formed a treaty.
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