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    a while ago i decided to buy a few pet mice, mainly for the kids but also so i had something interesting to look at while i was typing away on here or drawing and playing the guitar (not at the same time though), so i go the e reputable pet store buy a cool cage with tunnels and wheels and all the things i think a mouse would enjoy...and i buy 4 mice, all of which i was assured were female...a few months have passed and all has been great, ive trained them to sit in my hands or sit on my shoulder, they're all really tame.


    this morning i decided to clean them out when it happened....
    i discovered about 30 baby mice in the cage!!!!!
    fuckin pet store gave me 3 girls and 1 boy!!!, i bet he's had the time of his life in there, his own personal harem....problem is this could only be the litter of 1 mouse theres 2 more in there that are potentionaly up the duff!! so that means i could end up with more baby mice, i'm already wondering what the hell im gonna do with all these!!!!


    they are cute though, all pink n hairless and its great to watch how the older mice all care for them.



    anyone one own a snake????

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    You could teach them all tricks and open up your own mouse circus?!?!?! I'd charge at least $9 a head for admission to the show. That's what they charge at the movie theaters these days, right?

    Good luck with your wittle wodents. I bet they're adorable.
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    I had the same thing happen with hamsters when I was a kid....I bought a teddy bear type hamster named Edward.....who must have been preggers when I bought her cause upon giving birth to a bunch of babies...became Edna. After "Edna's" death, I bought another hamster of the same type..."Smedley"......days later, Smedley gave birth and ....et voila..."Smedley Edna" ....... Smedley Edna killed all her babies....watch out for that it's hideous, and something you don't want the kiddies to see...


    apparently it's more difficult to "sex" rodents than one would think

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    We had guinea pigs that quickly multiplied as well. It was cool seeing the babies born and watching the adult guinea pigs care for the young ones. After about four litters, we separated the male from the two females. His party days were over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    apparently it's more difficult to "sex" rodents than one would think
    Richard Gere disagrees...
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    I had this happen with gerbils a few years ago. We ended up with 14 gerbils. I won't go into the long drawn out saga ...BUT, in short,

    For Gerbils- the daddy has to stay with mom to care for the babies or a female pup has to stay. All the female babies were dying....then I had one live (took a bit of effort with a kitten nurser and 2 hr feeding 24/7 BUT it worked)

    Gerbils have babies in the wee hrs of the night...then 2-4 hrs later go into heat - so by the time you wake up, see babies, they are preggers again.

    We are now down to one gerbil, they've all lived to around 3 - 3 1/2 yrs... after this one goes to gerbil Jesus my daughter wants a blue rat... ..... ...... help!
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    I'd take all 30 back to the pet store and allow them to "buy them" from you to resell. Tell them that they assured you they were ALL female when you purchased them, and that this obviously was not the case. They made a mistake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Richard Gere disagrees...
    boy that one caught me by surprise!

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    What's the deal with that anyways? Did he really stick a gerbil up his butt? Surely that's not true.
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    quick update...lol


    a friend of mine has a pet snake or two, plus she had all kinds of lizards...so she came round and collected the little buggers (all 15 of them)she also breeds mice and found the male out for me (how i didnt notice i'll never know his balls are bigger than mine!) he's now in a seperate cage, but the bummer is, the other two are pregnant, that means anything between 20 and 40 more mice on the way, i hope her reptiles are hungry!!!

    i actualy was considering keeping one and calling him Mr Jingles and opening up my own mouseville but for som reason the u.s. wont allow me to import them to florida...lmao

    thanks for the replies, its good to know that theres others out there, perhaps there should be some kind of vocational training course to sell small animals!!
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    "I'm a 45-year-old man, and I still like to wear a thong or a speedo when I go swimming.
    Not because I have a great body, it's just an easy way to make sure I have the hotel swimming pool all to myself."...Bullwinkle for quite obvious reasons!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    a while ago i decided to buy a few pet mice, mainly for the kids but also so i had something interesting to look at while i was typing away on here or drawing and playing the guitar (not at the same time though), so i go the e reputable pet store buy a cool cage with tunnels and wheels and all the things i think a mouse would enjoy...and i buy 4 mice, all of which i was assured were female...a few months have passed and all has been great, ive trained them to sit in my hands or sit on my shoulder, they're all really tame.


    this morning i decided to clean them out when it happened....
    i discovered about 30 baby mice in the cage!!!!!
    fuckin pet store gave me 3 girls and 1 boy!!!, i bet he's had the time of his life in there, his own personal harem....problem is this could only be the litter of 1 mouse theres 2 more in there that are potentionaly up the duff!! so that means i could end up with more baby mice, i'm already wondering what the hell im gonna do with all these!!!!


    they are cute though, all pink n hairless and its great to watch how the older mice all care for them.



    anyone one own a snake????

    tom
    1 word: ENTERPRISE.

    Start selling those bitches off like hot-cakes...hell there are plenty of suckers out there, like yourself, to buy 3 girls and 1 male mice! j/k

    That was an AWESOME story though tom

    they are cute though, all pink n hairless and its great to watch how the older mice all care for them.



    anyone one own a snake????
    That's PRICELESS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvH_316_5150 View Post
    1 word: ENTERPRISE.

    Start selling those bitches off like hot-cakes...hell there are plenty of suckers out there, like yourself, to buy 3 girls and 1 male mice! j/k

    thanks mitch i appreciate that mate


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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    quick update...lol


    a friend of mine has a pet snake or two, plus she had all kinds of lizards...so she came round and collected the little buggers (all 15 of them)she also breeds mice and found the male out for me (how i didnt notice i'll never know his balls are bigger than mine!) he's now in a seperate cage, but the bummer is, the other two are pregnant, that means anything between 20 and 40 more mice on the way, i hope her reptiles are hungry!!!

    i actualy was considering keeping one and calling him Mr Jingles and opening up my own mouseville but for som reason the u.s. wont allow me to import them to florida...lmao

    thanks for the replies, its good to know that theres others out there, perhaps there should be some kind of vocational training course to sell small animals!!
    I am embarrassed to say that I can spot gerbil testicles from 50 ft away.... it's not something I'm proud of, but it IS one of my many talents
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVHgirl in Va View Post
    I am embarrassed to say that I can spot gerbil testicles from 50 ft away.... it's not something I'm proud of, but it IS one of my many talents
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