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    Default Little Town In Austria...

    A Little Austrian Town Named . . .




    Are the residents called Fuckers?

    What are the mothers called?

    What would you be learning at the Fucking High School?

    Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

    If your friend came from ? another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.




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    And funnily enough, this is NOT a joke. I just google-earthed and that's indeed a real location


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    Wow. I'm Austrian, I've been there...and I've never heard of this.

    Nor did I get any while I was there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvH_316_5150 View Post

    Nor did I get any while I was there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvH_316_5150 View Post
    Wow. I'm Austrian, I've been there...and I've never heard of this.

    Nor did I get any while I was there.
    Please don't start listing all the places you have been but didn't get any....there isn't enough bandwidth available for THAT list!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    Please don't start listing all the places you have been but didn't get any....there isn't enough bandwidth available for THAT list!!!!
    Ouch! Slowly but surely my friend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    Please don't start listing all the places you have been but didn't get any....there isn't enough bandwidth available for THAT list!!!!
    Careful, he'll use that typical, "what makes you so sure I haven't hit it already?', line!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    Careful, he'll use that typical, "what makes you so sure I haven't hit it already?', line!
    I have been in some situations where it was served up on a platter for Mr. EVH_316_5150_40yearoldvirgin yet he froze up....(referencing an outing during Christmas break where a hot blonde was trying to chat him up and grind with him.) But no worries....Cabo_Brent has made it his goal to get this young lad taken care of whilst on the trip to lovely London, Ontario for the Sammy show in July. I look forward to THAT thread!!!! Let's hope he posts some pictures of the hooker...uhm..I mean lovely lady that he hooks up...uhmmm..I mean meats...sorry....MEETS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    I have been in some situations where it was served up on a platter for Mr. EVH_316_5150_40yearoldvirgin yet he froze up....(referencing an outing during Christmas break where a hot blonde was trying to chat him up and grind with him.) But no worries....Cabo_Brent has made it his goal to get this young lad taken care of whilst on the trip to lovely London, Ontario for the Sammy show in July. I look forward to THAT thread!!!! Let's hope he posts some pictures of the hooker...uhm..I mean lovely lady that he hooks up...uhmmm..I mean meats...sorry....MEETS!
    I've changed since back then...plus...what Jetguy didn't mention to you all is that the "hot Blonde" also had a "black guy" with her the whole night.

    But if I had that moment back...I'd do a few things differently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvH_316_5150 View Post
    I've changed since back then...

    But if I had that moment back...I'd do a few things differently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvH_316_5150 View Post
    I've changed since back then...plus...what Jetguy didn't mention to you all is that the "hot Blonde" also had a "black guy" with her the whole night.

    But if I had that moment back...I'd do a few things differently.
    I think the most important detail was that your hot blonde was making out with that hot brunette by the end of the night. Remember this photo? (move your freakin' hand!!!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    I think the most important detail was that your hot blonde was making out with that hot brunette by the end of the night. Remember this photo? (move your freakin' hand!!!!)

    Thats hilarious......................................... .................................................. ...........................
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    Screw Fucking, I'm all over Tittmoning!

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    Yeah, but the government had to draw the line when Tittmoning tried to annex Fucking and name the new city Tittifucking...

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    Lol, if you know Russian than reading chinese/japanese maps could be an exciting way to spend breaks between the classes.

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