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    Default The International Space Station toilet is fixed!

    Great news! according to Associated Press reports, astronauts have fixed the space station toilet!

    After Russian Ogeg Kononenko performed the plumbing "duties" attentions were turned to the lab Kibbo, the size of a bus and the station's largest room. Japanese astronaut Akhiko Hoshide quoting an engineer said "It looks really empy, but it's full of dreams"


    So was he talking, about the lab or the toilet?


    Anyway, all of you who were staying awake at night worrying about space turds and astronaut "trucker bombs" can sleep well tonight.
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    When they said the shit was flyin', they weren't kidding!

    Houston, we have a problem, a BIG BIG problem!

    So, who's the Plumber on deck?

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    One Astronaut is saying under-his breath while waddling across the space station:

    "Ohhhh.....thank Christ!..............
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    Did they just fix it or clean it too? They could have cleaned it using some comet. Get it? Comet?
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    I just wonder who got relegated to fix this. How do you assign that task? Low man on the totem pole?

    Okay, which one of y'all has the least amount of tenure here? And don't lie either!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    Did they just fix it or clean it too? They could have cleaned it using some comet. Get it? Comet?

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    Can turds survive re-entry into the atmosphere? With the toilet fixed, we may never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead View Post
    Can turds survive re-entry into the atmosphere?
    Can't you just see one of those "meteorites" shootin' across the sky?

    Our astronauts are such hard workers. They should be commended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead View Post
    Can turds survive re-entry into the atmosphere? With the toilet fixed, we may never know.

    I bet the ex- Senator and former astronaut John Glenn's turds could survive re entry.

    Then there's the other Congressman Larry Craig.....while not a former astronaut, I understand his turds can survive rear entry




    (that one's for you, LowLife)
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    Quote Originally Posted by i1sum2! View Post
    Can't you just see one of those "meteorites" shootin' across the sky?

    Our astronauts are such hard workers. They should be commended.

    LOL....SHIT Sum! You just made me spit water everywhere!!!


    Lord! That's got me thinking about Joe Dirt when he's pullin the "meteor" around in his wagon, and the "meteor" ends up being just a big turd that froze in space. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead View Post
    Can turds survive re-entry into the atmosphere? With the toilet fixed, we may never know.
    The new toilet balls everything up until there is enough to survive re-entry. Then it drops it on unsuspecting people's homes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoBandit View Post
    The new toilet balls everything up until there is enough to survive re-entry. Then it drops it on unsuspecting people's homes.
    Sammy Hagar's perhaps?

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    I bet they're all just flush with success!

    Now we know where shit storms come from!

    In space, no one can hear you fart!

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    Quote Originally Posted by i1sum2! View Post
    Sammy Hagar's perhaps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    Did they just fix it or clean it too? They could have cleaned it using some comet. Get it? Comet?
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