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    Default Guess the Press Release Game!

    So tomorrow's the last show of the tour, we'll surely get a press release the day after, question is, what is it going to say? Most of us are pretty witty with our dry sarcasm, so why not have at it? What do you expect the PR to say?

    Mine:

    VAN HALEN ERUPTS AGAIN IN 2007-2008

    Since September 2007, VAN HALEN has been rocking on the road with EDDIE, ALEX, WOLFIE, and DAVE. Earning rave reviews, the tour was as much as a success the band and the fans had hoped. "I really loved seeing old faces out in the crowd every night" said drummer ALEX VAN HALEN. After a short break in April, VAN HALEN kicked off the last leg of their tour with a rocking show in Reno, Nevada along with shows in New York, Chicago, and finishing up in Grand Rapids, Michigan. VAN HALEN would like to thank all of the fans for their continued to support and look forward to seeing you all again soon!
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    Mine:

    Van-Halen.com is now under construction.

    For further information, please visit: www.sacredsin.com.

    For merchandising info, please visit: www.youjustboughtashirtmadeoutofpaper.com

    And, as always, "No News is Good News!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by lmr5150 View Post
    Mine:

    Van-Halen.com is now under construction.

    For further information, please visit: www.sacredsin.com.

    For merchandising info, please visit: www.youjustboughtashirtmadeoutofpaper.com

    And, as always, "No News is Good News!"
    Great work!

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    Agreed that there willl be a press release highlighting the success of this great tour...was 6 months of bliss....then let the guys take some well deserved time off it's been a crueling tour.....then they'll start recording again (per eddie in RS - timing tbd) and we'll get some new music....another factor here is what wolfie wants to do...does he want to strictly hang out with 50 year old guys? who knows.....that could influence things in a big way....does wolfie want to continue this?

    do you guys think that if wolfie (big IF) wanted out....anthony would come back in and leave spammy high & dry?

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    VAN HALEN END TOUR WITH A BANG!

    Van Halen has ended their 2007/8 tour with. a bang. The perfromances have shined over the past few weeks and the band is looking forward to what is to come next.

    "I'm really happy as to where this tour went, said guitarist Eddie Van Halen.

    The band is expected to hit the studio and start recording. A new album. The band is / are (?) thrilled to continue their momentum from such a great tour and into the studio for a new album.

    "We'll see where this takes us, says bassist David Lee Roth.

    More updates to come later, but in the meantime, check out the online store so we can take more of your money during the band's idle period. Well update with more infromation regarding the recording process soon. But in the meantime remember: No news is Good news!

    -Janie / Van Halen PR
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    Thanks to all of our fans for the support. See you all soon!

    TRANSLATION:
    Thanks for the moolah suckers! Now fuck off! THE END.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The J Man View Post
    So tomorrow's the last show of the tour, we'll surely get a press release the day after, question is, what is it going to say? Most of us are pretty witty with our dry sarcasm, so why not have at it? What do you expect the PR to say?
    New band Van Halen 4 concluded their super successful reunion tour last night. Reflecting on the tour, the band's guitarest Eddie Van Halen says, "we're super excited to be back with Dave." When asked about Ed and singer David Lee Roth's sometimes trepid relationship, Ed says, "We are like brothers, man! We already have the next album written, we just have to record it. If this doesn't work out, then that's it. Van Halen is over. We'll never be just a nostalgia band... Never!" Drummer Alex Van Halen says in regard to the band's new bass player, "You should hear Wolfie play, man. He's the &^%. He has a really groovy sound. Fans are gonna dig it." When asked about new material, Ed says, "Everything we've ever done we've done for our fans, and things are just grooving right now. I don't see any reason why the new album shouldn't be out by the end of the year." The band's managment says fans should stay tuned to www.van-halen.com for updates!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jammaster View Post
    do you guys think that if wolfie (big IF) wanted out....anthony would come back in and leave spammy high & dry?

    If Ed could stay clean and in a good frame of mind without Wolf around, I think he could mend fences with MA, who I think would come back. Obviously, Ed would really need to prove his sincerity and give a very humble apology.

    This is a legendary band we're talking about here(VH, not Led Foot, I mean Chickenfoot), and I'm sure Sam would understand, and would not want to stand in Mikey's way.

    Like you said- "big IF". I don't think Wolfie's going anywhere, and I think there's a better chance of Van Halen morphing into a trio than continuing with Roth. If that happens, they should change their name to avoid negative comparisons- maybe "VH", and create new music. Sprinkle the live set with a few classics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel67 View Post
    Thanks to all of our fans for the support. See you all soon!

    TRANSLATION:
    Thanks for the moolah suckers! Now fuck off! THE END.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Panama View Post
    New band Van Halen 4 concluded their super successful reunion tour last night. Reflecting on the tour, the band's guitarest Eddie Van Halen says, "we're super excited to be back with Dave." When asked about Ed and singer David Lee Roth's sometimes trepid relationship, Ed says, "We are like brothers, man! We already have the next album written, we just have to record it. If this doesn't work out, then that's it. Van Halen is over. We'll never be just a nostalgia band... Never!" Drummer Alex Van Halen says in regard to the band's new bass player, "You should hear Wolfie play, man. He's the &^%. He has a really groovy sound. Fans are gonna dig it." When asked about new material, Ed says, "Everything we've ever done we've done for our fans, and things are just grooving right now. I don't see any reason why the new album shouldn't be out by the end of the year." The band's managment says fans should stay tuned to www.van-halen.com for updates!

    can you say 'Little Dreamer'??

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    nice waste of bandwith going on here
    "you can't change JMJ, it's legendary"- Brett Norton 9/24/07

    "It's the "JMJ" everyone had grown to love, man! Time to blow the roof off this place!"
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    Actually, that'd be www.van-halen.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by The J Man View Post
    Ditto... I can't see this band moving forward. The Wolfgang experience was fun, but it's time to bring MA back in the fold if they plan to do anything long lasting. Which in my opinion is a BIG if. I think Val probably wants her son back to just being a kid again.

 

 

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