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    Default Air Force Pilots Can Now Pee Their Pants

    I give you the Advanced Mission Extender Pack, better known as "Piddle Pants":

    http://www.militarytimes.com/news/20..._pack_052108w/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    I give you the Advanced Mission Extender Pack, better known as "Piddle Pants":

    http://www.militarytimes.com/news/20..._pack_052108w/

    hehe I have a friend that is a Harrier pilot and it's a big ol' no no if you get caught using your pee pee panties! you get shit for weeks, likely years.... unless you crash and have to eject then you get a pass.
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    That'll come in handy for football season!
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
    That'll come in handy for football season!
    Football season hell! That would be perfect for the Indy 500/World 600 combo this Sunday!
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    I always have too during tailgate parties and steeple chase events and I hate leaving the "party" to find a porta- nasty- potty. Maybe they make girly pee panties ........ with lace?
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    I thought Air Force pilots peed their pants normally. If they had to land on a carrier, they'd need several pairs of these.
    (former US Navy ABH3, so I have to get my digs in at the Air Farce when i can )
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead View Post
    I thought Air Force pilots peed their pants normally. If they had to land on a carrier, they'd need several pairs of these.
    (former US Navy ABH3, so I have to get my digs in at the Air Farce when i can )
    my husband is AF, too. We had several "pilot" friends, most of them are a little nutty, not really in a bad way.... but that carrier landing thing, well seems, ugh, kinda crazy.... I'll have to ask if they peed a little upon landing....
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVHgirl in Va View Post
    I always have too during tailgate parties and steeple chase events and I hate leaving the "party" to find a porta- nasty- potty. Maybe they make girly pee panties ........ with lace?
    How would this invention work for women? Without it being messy? Would you need a catheter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by i1sum2! View Post
    How would this invention work for women? Without it being messy? Would you need a catheter?
    It has WINGS!
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

    "If I don't make her happy in the bedroom the wife gets bitchy for days at a time, but when I come to bed ready for action she laughs and laughs. She even laughs while I make my moves so I know I must be pleasing her as only I can do."
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    Well hell, I can pee in my pants and I never even went to college!
    Watch...







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    I'll leave the women pee panties concept up to someone else.... but let me know when you have a tried and tested product!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Well hell, I can pee in my pants and I never even went to college!
    Watch...
    Hmmmm,

    Dr Bullwinkle Pants Pee-er PhD
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisTheEdHead View Post
    I thought Air Force pilots peed their pants normally. If they had to land on a carrier, they'd need several pairs of these.
    (former US Navy ABH3, so I have to get my digs in at the Air Farce when i can )
    You sound like my uncle. He gets in his digs on the USAF whenever possible. He spent most of his career on the carrier America.
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    Well, then, for another inter-service rivalry joke....

    Why do Coast Guard sailors have to be at least 6 feet tall?
    So if their ship sinks, they can wade ashore
    "Look, I'll pay you for it, what the f**k?!"

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    The same uncle sent me this one a long time ago, although it isn't true, its hilarious!

    Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
    avoid collision.

    Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
    North to avoid a collision.

    Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
    degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
    divert YOUR course.

    Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
    LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
    ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
    SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
    NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
    COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.



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