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    TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.

    The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.

    Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.

    "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said — "no matter who they are."

    The owner, Mauro Gutierrez, told The Associated Press he would try to reach a friendly arrangement to pay the men's bills, estimated at US$420 (euro270).

    The victims said the donkey bit Genaro Vazquez, 63, in the chest on Sunday and then kicked 52-year-old Andres Hernandez as he tried to come to the rescue, fracturing his ankle.

    "All of a sudden, the animal was on top of us like it was rabid," Hernandez said.

    Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged burro.

    Chiapas police have thrown animals in the slammer before, including a bull that devoured corn crops and destroyed two wooden vending stands in March.

    In 2006, a dog was locked up for 12 days after biting someone. His owners were fined US$18

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    perhaps if the donkey had spoke mexican he could have talked his way out of it

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    what a jackass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onefootoutthedoor View Post
    what a jackass.
    That's what I was going to say!
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    Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.

    "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said — "no matter who they are."


    The Gutierrez jail is also currently housing a banana peel which is awaiting trial for an alleged assault of a pedestrian in March.







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    I guess they still haven't heard of using corrals for animals in Mexico. I'll bet that jail cell smells worse than it did before it was placed in there!

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    Good for them. No good fuckin donkey's like that need to get whats comin' to em'.

    I hear they have a special place in the mexican prisons for donkeys like this where pin the tail has a whole new spin.

    X marks the spot, bitch donkey!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Good for them. No good fuckin donkey's like that need to get whats comin' to em'.

    I hear they have a special place in the mexican prisons for donkeys like this where pin the tail has a whole new spin.

    X marks the spot, bitch donkey!!

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    Lmao! Ya gotta wonder how the Federales determine just how long to keep the animal locked up too. You've been a very bad donkey and won't be going anywhere soon! Just think, when they finally do release it, he bites/kicks the Federale on the way out! Then it goes out and commits more crimes, and soon ends up on wanted posters everywhere. Bad burro.

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    Wouldn't be the first time someone was locked up for being an ass.




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    Who's that first guy?
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    Gotcha.

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    He got his in jail at some point too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msr316 View Post
    the enraged burro
    Haha, I don't know what to do with that, but it's friggin' awesome.

 

 

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