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    Default What's Your Biggest Fantasy?

    I'm bored, so I had an idea. Just for fun, what's your biggest fantasy?

    My biggest fantasy is to meet Ed, him fall to his knees when he sees me (I'd be passed out on the floor ), then when I came to, Ed asks me to go get locked up with him for a week....I'll leave it at that.

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    Waking up one day to discover that all of the idiots (and one note simpletons that repeat the same mindless word drool over and over) on this planet had simply disappeared, including those in cyberspace.
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    The rest of the thread will be filled in with "Jessica Alba/Elisha Cuthbert/etc giving me a blowjob"

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    Just a blow job? That is a half-assed fantasy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    I'm bored, so I had an idea. Just for fun, what's your biggest fantasy?

    My biggest fantasy is to meet Ed, him fall to his knees when he sees me (I'd be passed out on the floor ), then when I came to, Ed asks me to go get locked up with him for a week....I'll leave it at that.
    Waking up one day to discover that all of the idiots (and one note simpletons that repeat the same mindless word drool over and over) on this planet had simply disappeared, including those in cyberspace.

    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Waking up one day to discover that all of the idiots (and one note simpletons that repeat the same mindless word drool over and over) on this planet had simply disappeared, including those in cyberspace.
    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Waking up one day to discover that all of the idiots (and one note simpletons that repeat the same mindless word drool over and over) on this planet had simply disappeared, including those in cyberspace.

    That Chef and vod would disappear and I would become the greatest smartass on VH Links!
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    In order:

    1. Universal enlightenment
    2. Energy independence
    3. Better hair
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    A double team with my ex-wife and my last ex-girlfriend. Both were very hot and incredible in the rack.

    Unfortunately, each suffered from serious insecurity issues but that's beside the point.

    So yeah, sign me up for that, would ya?
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    watch the wife get it on with another girl, then i join.




    i have a feeling that this will be the majority of response from the guys.... a threesome.

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    Sorry.....I'm not even allowed to TYPE that outloud.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    Both were very hot and incredible in the rack.
    Rack or Sack? Or Both??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    ...Both were very hot and incredible in the rack.
    Quote Originally Posted by VH_VAREB View Post
    Rack or Sack? Or Both??
    Apparently we now know the derivation of the screen name "Double Down"
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    To win the fucking lottery, never have to work a day job again and spend my time making music and helping those less fortunate...no joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring View Post
    To win the fucking lottery, never have to work a day job again and spend my time making music and helping those less fortunate...no joke.
    Ditto... Reading my mind..

 

 

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