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    Don't Be A Dork: Remember, Sunday Is MOTHER'S DAY!

    A reminder: Sunday May 11, 2008 is MOTHER'S DAY. Rather than being the self-absorbed twit you normally are most of the year, this is an opportunity to actually do something nice for the person that put up with all of your teen-aged horseshit all those years ago.

    So, purchase something nice for her (NO, not an appliance to help her with her housework ), take her to a show or a meal, cook her dinner, send her flowers or at least buy (or make, you cheapskate) her a card.

    Yet truth be told, more than anything else-she'd like to simply hear from you. So pick up the phone and make the call.

    More than likely, she (and yes, you) will be glad that you made the effort.
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    i get a double whammy, her birthday is the same day but i don't mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRAMER5150 View Post
    i get a double whammy, her birthday is the same day but i don't mind
    I don't see that as a major setback. Two birds with one stone deal.
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    Default Happy Mother's Day: Woman pregnant with 18th child

    This mom put the "Mother" in Mother's Day

    By JILL ZEMAN, Associated Press Writer
    Friday, May 9, 2008
    (05-09) 08:26 PDT Little Rock, Ark. (AP) --

    It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman — she's pregnant with her 18th child.

    Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.

    "We've had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us," she said, laughing.

    The Duggars' oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.

    The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.

    Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.

    The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or "jurisdictions" — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.

    "The girls swapped jurisdictions, changing tires, working in the garages, mowing the grass," she said. "The boys got to cook supper from start to finish, clean the bathrooms," among other chores.

    Duggar said she's six weeks along and the pregnancy is going well. She and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as God wills it.

    "The success in a family is first off, a love for God, and secondly, treating each other like you want to be treated," Jim Bob Duggar said. "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."

    The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2.




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    Chefs right dont forget your mom. Some of us dont have moms and dads around anymore and you cant call them in the after life. Give mom a hug or a card or something.

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    yeah... mom's day is kind of a drag for me..... my mom died 8 yrs ago and her birthday in may 11, this mothers day.
    it has gotten a tad better now that i have kid but still hurts.

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    I just can't imagine not having my mom....I'm so fortunate to have a great relationship with her. We talk pretty much everyday, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day!
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    My mum has been a rock throughout my life. She lives a thousand miles away but she will be getting a call and some flowers.

    btw, is mother's day something different if you are in a gang in Compton?
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    A reminder: Sunday May 11, 2008 is MOTHER'S DAY. Rather than being the self-absorbed twit you normally are most of the year, this is an opportunity to actually do something nice for the person that put up with all of your teen-aged horseshit all those years ago.

    So, purchase something nice for her (NO, not an appliance to help her with her housework ), take her to a show or a meal, cook her dinner, send her flowers or at least buy (or make, you cheapskate) her a card.

    Yet truth be told, more than anything else-she'd like to simply hear from you. So pick up the phone and make the call.

    More than likely, she (and yes, you) will be glad that you made the effort.



    You could have just pm'd me this reminder instead of posting it for all to see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by namedmydaughterHALEN View Post
    yeah... mom's day is kind of a drag for me..... my mom died 8 yrs ago and her birthday in may 11, this mothers day.
    it has gotten a tad better now that i have kid but still hurts.

    I know exactly how you feel. My mom passed away 9 yrs ago. I miss her so much. She was my best friend (but still a mom) in the whole world. I'd rather hung out with my mom as anyone. She made everything so special. I wouldn't bring her back for anything, she was very sick, but the loss will be with me forever.

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    I was reminded yesterday that it is Mother's Day this weekend. I thought it was next weekend!
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    Yep, good thread. My Mom has been my rock my entire life, I would be a total fuck up without her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme View Post
    My mum has been a rock throughout my life. She lives a thousand miles away but she will be getting a call and some flowers.

    btw, is mother's day something different if you are in a gang in Compton?
    no fathers day is a bitch though.

 

 

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