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    So, according to Valerie, Ed kept his "old" hipbone in their freezer taped up in a plastic bag with a sign on it that said, "MY HIP BONE- DO NOT COOK!"

    Apparently Val needed some direction as to what was a ham hock and what wasn't.

    Stay strong, Edward!

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    Was this little revelation in Val's book?

    Even if not, its just plain freaky. Actually, scary...
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    LOL! Yeah, I just finished listening to Val's audiobook last week and she DOES tell that story. She says Ed is ALWAYS collecting strange trinkets and whatnot...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    Was this little revelation in Val's book?

    Even if not, its just plain freaky. Actually, scary...
    I have to agree with ya on that one. Pretty gross...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring View Post
    She says Ed is ALWAYS collecting strange trinkets and whatnot...

    Hmm, Ed sounds kind of quirky. Quirky people are a hell of alot more fun than "normal" people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring View Post
    LOL! Yeah, I just finished listening to Val's audiobook last week and she DOES tell that story. She says Ed is ALWAYS collecting strange trinkets and whatnot...
    Since Ed's hip I assume is not a "trinket", I'm afraid to know what else is in the "whatnot" category
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    Wonder where it is now?

    I suggest that it be submitted to the Smithsonian American History Museum for people to enjoy for many years to come-

    Ya know, kinda like the ruby slippers and Fonzie's jacket...

    Ok, that's just gross. Sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wickett View Post
    Since Ed's hip I assume is not a "trinket", I'm afraid to know what else is in the "whatnot" category

    When my mind wanders into thinking about that, my stomach gets kind of queasy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaVH View Post
    Wonder where it is now?

    I suggest that it be submitted to the Smithsonian American History Museum for people to enjoy for many years to come-

    Ya know, kinda like the ruby slippers and Fonzie's jacket...

    Ok, that's just gross. Sorry.
    Nah, just look on Ebay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Nah, just look on Ebay.
    Where it will undoubtably have some sort of EVH striping done to it. In such cases, I highly recommend the installation of Ebay Nanny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRules View Post
    Where it will undoubtably have some sort of EVH striping done to it. In such cases, I highly recommend the installation of Ebay Nanny.
    ROFLMAO!
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    Ok, I think diet coke just came out of nose on that one....
    Stay strong, Edward!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Hmm, Ed sounds kind of quirky. Quirky people are a hell of alot more fun than "normal" people.
    Yeah, but keeping your own damn hip in a freezer?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicholas_kudochop View Post
    Yeah, but keeping your own damn hip in a freezer?!?!?
    Well, if he kept items belonging to other people there, wouldn't he be Jeffrey Dahmer?
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