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    Default I found this Colonoscope...

    I was out walking my dog last night and she comes running back out of the bushes dragging this fucking colonoscope!



    Anyways, it was made in 2002 and Chef this hose is non ribbed. I just now put it up for sale on Craigslist, but I was also wondering if anybody here would like to purchase it? It's pretty pricey, but I'll cut a deal for a VHLinker.

    So who wants it?

    I'll start the bidding at $18 and I also now accept PayPal.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Van Halen View Post
    I was out walking my dog last night and she comes running back out of the bushes dragging this fucking colonoscope!



    Anyways, it was made in 2002 and Chef this hose is non ribbed. I just now put it up for sale on Craigslist, but I was also wondering if anybody here would like to purchase it? It's pretty pricey, but I'll cut a deal for a VHLinker.

    So who wants it?

    I'll start the bidding at $18 and I also now accept PayPal.



    I tell you what...why don't you try it out on yourself first...so we know it actually works...

    Take whatever is currently rammed up your anus out...then give that bad boy a whirl.

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    Amaaaaaazing piece of equiptment...

    and it really work great!

    I just updated the "listings", so Let me know a.s.a.p.
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    What's most amusing about this is watching the carefully crafted veneer of supposed intellect and humor crumble and fall to the wayside over the course of your last few posts. You whine with regard to me being "VHLinks.Com's Omnipotent Forum Elitist". What you fail to realize is that title is not a burden to me, and it is no problem for me at all as I'm comfortable with it, as well as my reputation.

    In fact, the problem is indeed your's, for your own failure (and obvious envy) in garnering the same amount of regard.

    You poor thing. First concerns about my gay lover's condom use, now this. Here's hope that you soon get the attention that you obviously crave.
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    So, seeing that there is no Hwy. 117 (where you wanted to dispose of your body a while back ) in Los Angeles, let alone California, why did you post your ad in Los Angeles craigslist?
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    Steel ground yellow cornmeal, common mostly in the United States, has the husk and germ of the maize kernel almost completely removed. It is conserved almost indefinitely if stored in an airtight container in a cool dry place.

    Stone ground cornmeal retains some of the hull and germ, lending a little more flavor and nutrition to recipes. It is more perishable, but will store longer if refrigerated.

    White cornmeal (mealie meal) is more traditional in Africa. It is also popular in the Southern United States for making cornbread. Blue cornmeal is made from the rarer blue corn or by adding blue food coloring.


    Regional usages

    Africa: synonymous and similar side dishes
    Nshima and Nsima, Zambia and Malawi respectively
    Nomadi, Democratic Republic of the Congo
    Sadza, Zimbabwe
    Ugali, East Africa (aka. Sima, and Posho in Uganda)
    Mielie-meal or mealie pap, southern Africa
    Recipes that may utilize cornmeal as an additional ingredient are Fufu (aka. foufou) in Central and West Africa, and Injera in Ethiopia, Somalia and Eritrea (aka Lahoh in Eritrea).
    In Europe

    Kachamak (Bulgarian: качамак), Bulgaria
    Mămăligă, Romania
    Farina di granturco, Italy (not the same as farina which is made from wheat.)
    Polenta, southern Europe - especially Italy
    Arapash or Harapash, Albania - similar to the Romanian style but often combined with lamb organs, or/and feta cheese (like the Greek feta)

    Meso- and South America
    Masa, used for making tortillas arepas and tamales in Central America, and South America
    Fubá, Brazil
    Funchi, a cornmeal mush consumed on the island of Curaçao

    USA
    Grits
    Cornbread
    Hominy
    Mush
    Jonnycake
    Hushpuppy

    Other uses
    As a release agent to prevent breads and pizza from sticking to their pans when baking.
    Cornstarch, ground from the endosperm, or white heart of the corn kernel, is used as a binder in puddings and similar foods.
    As a natural pesticide as some insects' digestive organs will swell after consuming cornmeal and water, causing them to die.
    Added with a detergent in a 50/50 mix for skin decontamination.
    As an ingredient used for corn dog or cornbrats batter
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    What's most amusing about this is watching the carefully crafted veneer of supposed intellect and humor crumble and fall to the wayside over the course of your last few posts. You whine with regard to me being "VHLinks.Com's Omnipotent Forum Elitist". What you fail to realize is that title is not a burden to me, and it is no problem for me at all as I'm comfortable with it, as well as my reputation.

    In fact, the problem is indeed your's, for your own failure (and obvious envy) in garnering the same amount of regard.

    You poor thing. First concerns about my gay lover's condom use, now this. Here's hope that you soon get the attention that you obviously crave.
    That was a fascinating read...

    As of midnight here, I've got 4 more offers on my colonoscope, you still want in Chef or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    Steel ground yellow cornmeal, common mostly in the United States, has the husk and germ of the maize kernel almost completely removed. It is conserved almost indefinitely if stored in an airtight container in a cool dry place.

    Stone ground cornmeal retains some of the hull and germ, lending a little more flavor and nutrition to recipes. It is more perishable, but will store longer if refrigerated.

    White cornmeal (mealie meal) is more traditional in Africa. It is also popular in the Southern United States for making cornbread. Blue cornmeal is made from the rarer blue corn or by adding blue food coloring.


    Regional usages

    Africa: synonymous and similar side dishes
    Nshima and Nsima, Zambia and Malawi respectively
    Nomadi, Democratic Republic of the Congo
    Sadza, Zimbabwe
    Ugali, East Africa (aka. Sima, and Posho in Uganda)
    Mielie-meal or mealie pap, southern Africa
    Recipes that may utilize cornmeal as an additional ingredient are Fufu (aka. foufou) in Central and West Africa, and Injera in Ethiopia, Somalia and Eritrea (aka Lahoh in Eritrea).
    In Europe

    Kachamak (Bulgarian: качамак), Bulgaria
    Mămăligă, Romania
    Farina di granturco, Italy (not the same as farina which is made from wheat.)
    Polenta, southern Europe - especially Italy
    Arapash or Harapash, Albania - similar to the Romanian style but often combined with lamb organs, or/and feta cheese (like the Greek feta)

    Meso- and South America
    Masa, used for making tortillas arepas and tamales in Central America, and South America
    Fubá, Brazil
    Funchi, a cornmeal mush consumed on the island of Curaçao

    USA
    Grits
    Cornbread
    Hominy
    Mush
    Jonnycake
    Hushpuppy

    Other uses
    As a release agent to prevent breads and pizza from sticking to their pans when baking.
    Cornstarch, ground from the endosperm, or white heart of the corn kernel, is used as a binder in puddings and similar foods.
    As a natural pesticide as some insects' digestive organs will swell after consuming cornmeal and water, causing them to die.
    Added with a detergent in a 50/50 mix for skin decontamination.
    As an ingredient used for corn dog or cornbrats batter
    Oh I'm sorry to ignore you too PixarTard, seriously, all kidding aside, you should be fuckin' ashamed of yourself!

    First off that played out, unoriginal avatar of yours there sport has to GO!!!! WE VOTED IT OFF !!

    Then the one that upset me the most is this weak ass attempt to hijack this thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Van Halen View Post
    Oh I'm sorry to ignore you too PixarTard, seriously, all kidding aside, you should be fuckin' ashamed of yourself!

    First off that played out, unoriginal avatar of yours there sport has to GO!!!! WE VOTED IT OFF !!

    Then the one that upset me the most is this weak ass attempt to hijack this thread!

    Do it Right or Stay the Fuck out!
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    I thought he sold his computer after he got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

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    I've always enjoyed your posts Eddie, although I do admit, Chef's right, they've went downhill recently.

    That dog of yours must be a shit eater to have drug that scope out of the bushes. Don't let him kiss you on the mouth.

    Have you considered going door to door at your local proctologist's offices? Maybe some of the younger ones that aren't established yet would be looking for a good '02 model. They would probably appreciate the quality as opposed to some random jackoff on Craigslist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
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    YUM!! Down here we also roll green tomatoes, okra, and squash in cornmeal, then fry it in a skillet. Good eatin!!

 

 

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