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    Default What steps should I take before Robbing a Restaurant?

    I've been scoping out an upscale, oriental restaurant for awhile now and the location is perfect... it's on the westside of town, just off the freeway. The registers are literally 6' from the front door... I've noticed they only have three cameras in the lobby area and might be a little too far away to blind with the flashlight.



    I am not wearing a mask this time for a few reasons, so I went over to RiteAid and stole myself a pair of those 80's bugEye sunglasses. I'm also gonna just mess up my hair and rub some dirt on my face. I may look and feel stupid, but any eyewitnesses will have extreme difficulty identifying a person they've only ever seen in women's sunglasses.

    This will probably go down shortly after midnight when I get off work.

    I'm gonna park way out of sight and just wait until there are no cars in that parking lot. When I go in, I'm gonna have them put the money in one of those takeout bags, sure it gives them more of a chance to go for a gun, but leaves less evidence. I'm thinkin just run in pointing my gun and tell them to open both registers!! I'm gonna be doing all kinds of crazzzzeee Screamin' while I'm lookin' around for the others... I just wanna throw them off fast and hard so they do as I say... you VHLinkers know I gotta be in & out of there in under 3 minutes.

    Anyways, what else should I be looking for in the days leading up to the commission of the crime? Should I scream... "Open that Fukin' safe!" or "Empty those Registers Now!?"

    Also, I've watched more of those "stupidest criminals" videos and have been trying to pick up some things I should'nt do... so I also got that going for me.

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    I love this guy.

    Nothin's ever gonna top your backyard pyre, though.

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    Don't forget to bring your VH Links membership card just in case you need it.

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    Call the cops in a taunting manner beforehand.....just to spice up the night a little there, cowboy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Van Halen View Post




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    This will probably go down shortly after midnight when I get off work.

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    Mom's letting you borrow the Astrovan? What you need is a good hostage, you know just in case. May I recommend a Senior citizen or a diplomat if you have the means. Also take lots of chicklets for the police dogs.
    The last but most important, DON'T DROP THE SOAP!!!!

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    Make sure to drink plenty of Smoking Loon before you pull it off.


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    "I found myself driving past convenience stores.....that weren't on the way home."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red View Post
    "I found myself driving past convenience stores.....that weren't on the way home."
    --- McDunnough, H.I.


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    I'll second that. Hope he puts all these helpful hints to use and reports back on the haul.
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    Gotta get me some gloves a.s.a.p... should I go with thin wool, latex or some kind of black gloves? Need some help here...DNA fibers could be an issue! Got 1 strike already. Please just P.M. me again or I'll, errrrrrr, go to your chat room somewhere,, plan it all,, i dunno, but The target date is now... Tuesday, May 6th
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