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    Default Ed having a little trouble with airport security....

    ~ I like the way the line runs up the back of her stockings ~

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    All I can think of is Spinal Tap.

    "Derek Smalls on bass...he wrote this!!"
    How open-minded do I have to be before my brains start spilling out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottyBHarris View Post
    ed's muttering to himself , he better be wearing a cup.
    they hate if your the same , and they hate you if your different- evh

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    Y'all reckon they found a cucumber in Ed's pants?

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    [Derek Smalls sets off a metal detector at the airport]

    Airport Security Officer: "Do you have any artificial plates or limbs?"

    Derek Smalls: "Er, not really."

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    Its what happens when you get a hip replacement

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    I wish I was airport security. I'd say, excuse me Mr. Van Halen, but you need to follow me behind this screen.
    Could this be magic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhenPushComesToMud View Post
    Its what happens when you get a hip replacement
    Thats strange....I dont have a hip replacement, but I have a metal rod from my hip to my knee and several screws in the hip area from an auto accident, as well as a metal plate and screws in my ankle, and Ive never had a problem at the airport....just makes you wonder
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    Nothing to wonder about. He did have the famous "gun" incident way back when. Maybe they have a pic of Ed up in the office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lal5150 View Post
    ed's muttering to himself , he better be wearing a cup.

    Looks like the guy is checking to see if Ed is wearing a cup.

    "Airport security. It's just another way for them to prove they can fuck with you anytime they want." Mr Carlin of course.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    That's the airpost nurse giving Ed a shot of insulin before the long flight...
    If cleanliness were next to Godliness, then that would make you the devil...(CLUTCH)...

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    What I want to know is what the hell was the TSA guy thinking when he was doing the search?

    "Who is this guy?" or "This is the guy who redefined electric guitar and banged Valerie"

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    Quote Originally Posted by z28girl View Post
    I wish I was airport security. I'd say, excuse me Mr. Van Halen, but you need to follow me behind this screen.
    Yep, I would have volunteered to do the strip search to him....
    Becki

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls View Post
    What I want to know is what the hell was the TSA guy thinking when he was doing the search?

    "Who is this guy?" or "This is the guy who redefined electric guitar and banged Valerie"
    Or maybe he's asking, "So Mr. Van Halen... Sam or Dave?"
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Rocks!!! View Post
    Yep, I would have volunteered to do the strip search to him....
    Oh lord! Wouldn't you just LOVED to have been those gloves touching his bare skin?

 

 

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