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    Default Erection Lasting More Than Four Hours?

    I keep seeing these TV commercials for Viagra and Cialis saying to call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than four hours. What's your doctor supposed to do... send over his nurse as a prostitute to take care of it?

    I remember when I was 17-years-old and worked in a hospital. All of the nurses on my unit wore these fucking see-through white pants with no underwear. I remember walking around with a boner many times on that job - but never for four fucking hours straight. Hell, I would have called up Jack Meoff after no less than two hours.

    I'm married now, so I don't have a problem walking around with a boner for very long. My wife is usually ready and willing to take care of it for me. I have never taken Viagra or Cialis before, but if I did, I would make sure my wife was ready. I mean, why the fuck would a guy take these meds and stand around with a fucking boner for four hours? Isn't the idea to have sex after you take them? Or are they saying that you may still have a boner for four hours even after sex? If that's the case, I would become a polygamyst before I took these meds. Line 'em up! I'm ready to ride for four more hours ladies! Don't butt in line - there's plenty for all of you!

    How about you guys - any of you ever have an erection lasting more than four hours? If so, what did you do with it? Did you call your doctor?

    Maybe that's what the guys in Van Halen were dealing with when they inked this song?:

    "You better call up the ambulance I'm, deep in shock
    Overloaded baby, I can hardly walk

    Somebody get me a doctor (Ooh!)
    Somebody get me a doctor"




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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalenRocks View Post
    I keep seeing these TV commercials for Viagra and Cialis saying to call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than four hours. What's your doctor supposed to do... send over his nurse as a prostitute to take care of it?

    I remember when I was 17-years-old and worked in a hospital. All of the nurses on my unit wore these fucking see-through white pants with no underwear. I remember walking around with a boner many times on that job - but never for four fucking hours straight. Hell, I would have called up Jack Meoff after no less than two hours.

    I'm married now, so I don't have a problem walking around with a boner for very long. My wife is usually ready and willing to take care of it for me. I have never taken Viagra or Cialis before, but if I did, I would make sure my wife was ready. I mean, why the fuck would a guy take these meds and stand around with a fucking boner for four hours? Isn't the idea to have sex after you take them? Or are they saying that you may still have a boner for four hours even after sex? If that's the case, I would become a polygamyst before I took these meds. Line 'em up! I'm ready to ride for four more hours ladies! Don't butt in line - there's plenty for all of you!

    How about you guys - any of you ever have an erection lasting more than four hours? If so, what did you do with it? Did you call your doctor?

    Maybe that's what the guys in Van Halen were dealing with when they inked this song?:

    "You better call up the ambulance I'm, deep in shock
    Overloaded baby, I can hardly walk

    Somebody get me a doctor (Ooh!)
    Somebody get me a doctor"





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    Priapism: Abnormally persistent erection of the penis in the absence of sexual desire. Priapism can occur in persons with sickle cell anemia.

    Named after Priapus, the Greek and Roman god of procreation, whose nude statues were placed in fields as scarecrows (where their attributes became well known).

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    I talked with a doctor I work with about this, as he mentioned that a particular psych med can cause priapism. The doc told me that during an ER rotation in NYC, a guy came in with that problem. He needed a surgical procedure to fix the problem, and the guy was in tons of pain. No movie contracts were offered, either
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    Quote Originally Posted by onefootoutthedoor View Post
    Priapism: Abnormally persistent erection of the penis in the absence of sexual desire. Priapism can occur in persons with sickle cell anemia.

    Named after Priapus, the Greek and Roman god of procreation, whose nude statues were placed in fields as scarecrows (where their attributes became well known).

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    They also happen when someone suffers a major neck injury or fracture. When we get called out to deal with (Male) patients who might have suffered a broken neck or severe neck injury, that is a sign that we have to look for. When we radio that in to the ER, they call Neuro Surg and they are waiting on us to arrive. I have seen this many times before, esp when someone has been shot VERY close to the neck area. Also, M.V.A.'s (Motor Vehicle Accident) patients with neck injuries show this sign as well.

    These pt. usually get handled with kid gloves. Backboard, C-Spine Collar, Head Blocks, and Taped/Straped down. THEY DON'T FREAKIN MOVE!!!

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    Suddenly, a 4 hour hard-on doesn't sound quite so fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tropical Storm Tracey View Post
    These pt. usually get handled with kid gloves. Backboard, C-Spine Collar, Head Blocks, and Taped/Straped down. THEY DON'T FREAKIN MOVE!!!
    Not to mention a possible cock splint. Youch!


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    My wife has told me that the thought of me with a 4 hour boner is her worst nightmare. I didn't know how to take that - and probably don't want to know!
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    If I have an erection that last more than four hours I'm hanging the California flag from it and throwing a parade.
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    Yeah i really dont understand why one would need a 4-hour boner unless he was at a buffet line at the cathouse. It just seems like that havin one for that long would be really uncomfortable, probly painful and completley un-nessessary unless you were a porn star lol. You'd think that the guys who take those pills would be takin cold showers after about 2 hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timmac View Post
    My wife has told me that the thought of me with a 4 hour boner is her worst nightmare. I didn't know how to take that - and probably don't want to know!
    Lol...I don't think you should take it in a bad way. I'd be willing to guess that a lot of women have that nightmare. 4 hours? DANG!! You'd really have your work cut out for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    If I have an erection that last more than four hours I'm hanging the California flag from it and throwing a parade.
    Why does the California flag hanging from the end of a rock hard prick seem strangely appropriate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH_VAREB View Post
    Why does the California flag hanging from the end of a rock hard prick seem strangely appropriate?
    Maybe he really meant wash cloth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    If I have an erection that last more than four hours I'm hanging the California flag from it and throwing a parade.
    Or as we usta call it, Sundays with the Axxman.

 

 

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