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    Atomic Punk
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    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Baluchitherium
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    haaaaa...brilliant
    http://www.facebook.com/Tommywho5150

    And with that I'm off to the kitchen to make myself a lesbian omelette...LLFHS in response to one of Graeme's post's


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    Atomic Punk ZeoBandit's Avatar
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    Nice.
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

    www.geocaching.com - The site where you are the search engine.

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    Thanks voivod! that is some good stuff there. Other gems:

    Reaction to a small d*#k, oh man, this is hilarious:
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html

    Wow....just wow....
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/589072628.html

    Where are women like this:
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html

    Dear Roomies: please stop screwing foreign hitchhikers:
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/rno/571901301.html

    Dear Star Wars Ex-Boyfriend:
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/550913075.html

    The entire list:

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    Baluchitherium mistere's Avatar
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    I don't think the 1st one is linked right,
    but the 3rd is just magnificent. 2 of many
    great lines:

    Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of.

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    Baluchitherium
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere View Post
    I don't think the 1st one is linked right,
    but the 3rd is just magnificent. 2 of many
    great lines:

    Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of.
    His first link should be to here:
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/595498265.html

    And here is the link to the Craig's List "Best of":
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

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    Atomic Punk
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    Good Lord, some of those have me pissing myself.

    Like this one...

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/429958408.html
    Utilize. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

    I love coffee and sarcasm.

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    I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

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    Atomic Punk
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    OMG is right.....Wow that is the funniest one I've read so far.

    My daughter thinks I've gone mad because i fell off my computer chair after reading that.

    I have got to make copies of that and take them to my workplace.
    Utilize. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

    I love coffee and sarcasm.

    RJD \m/


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