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    World needs more CO2, environment confab told


    'There will be significant cooling very soon,' asserts solar scientist
    April 03, 2008

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    You could have heard a pin drop at the Hong Kong conference designed to persuade the airline industry to cut back on its production of so-called greenhouse gases to fight "global warming."

    The "Greener Skies 2008" conference had just heard from David Archibald, a solar scientist asserting that climate change is mostly dictated by solar cycles, not carbon dioxide levels, as conventional wisdom suggests.

    Archibald didn't just tell the group not to worry about carbon dioxide emissions. He told those gathered they should figure out ways of increasing CO2 output.

    "In a few short years, we will have a reversal of the warming of the 20th century," Archibald warned, according to CargoNews Asia. "There will be significant cooling very soon. Our generation has known a warm, giving sun, but the new generation will suffer a sun that is less giving, and the earth will be less fruitful. Carbon dioxide is not even a little bit bad – it's wholly beneficial."


    One observer at the February conference said there would have been fewer jaws dropping had Archibald stripped off his clothes before the assembled.

    "Plant growth responds to atmospheric carbon dioxide enrichment," he continued. "In a world of higher atmospheric carbon dioxide, crops will use less water per unit of carbon dioxide uptake. Thus the productivity of semi-arid lands will increase the most."

    But the real shocker was not just his unorthodox view of carbon dioxide. Unlike most of those in the conference, Archibald doesn't see a future threat of global warming, but an imminent and dire future of global cooling.

    "We will need this increase in agricultural productivity to offset the colder weather coming," he said. "It also follows that if the developed countries of the world want to be caring and sharing to the countries of the Third World, the best thing that could be done for them is to increase atmospheric carbon dioxide levels. It is the equivalent of giving them free phosphate fertilizer. Who would want to deny the Third World such a wonderful benefit?''

    After Archibald's speech, Martin Craigs, president of Aerospace Forum Asia, went to the microphone and asked: "Don't you have Al Gore's e-mail address?" "How can you be right and 2,000 scientists wrong?"

    Archibald replied: "I am happy to share the science. It's all reputable."

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    Wow. Now there is a refreshingly different take!
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    I just started my truck and left it running.
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    Turned on my furnace and opened the windows.
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    I ate four burritos yesterday...

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    Sorry guys, leaving the Hummer running all day is not the answer.
    It's true that the Earth needs CO2, and lots of it. But generating air pollution to get CO2 is like drinking urine for the water it contains.







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    Has anyone here seen the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"? The scientist in it, played by Dennis Quaid, said the same thing and look what happened there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Sorry guys, leaving the Hummer running all day is not the answer.
    It's true that the Earth needs CO2, and lots of it. But generating air pollution to get CO2 is like drinking urine for the water it contains.
    I wish you told me that before now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    Sorry guys, leaving the Hummer running all day is not the answer.
    It's true that the Earth needs CO2, and lots of it. But generating air pollution to get CO2 is like drinking urine for the water it contains.
    Man. I was expecting one of those patented response. You know,... the funny ones. What a dissapointment you've turned out to be.

    FYI, some people are drinking water for the urine it contains.
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    Just enjoy what we have left. We are all gonna die anyway. Whatever we do to stop Global Warming will undoubtably have some adverse effect on our well being. Just like Brazil is slowly gutting the rainforest to be self sufficent on ethanol. Forget about it.

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    Janthraxx has a solution. Removing his manhood, and then eventually inserting some lead into his head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanzefflin View Post
    Man. I was expecting one of those patented response. You know,... the funny ones. What a dissapointment you've turned out to be.
    I hate to admit it, but I'm just no fun where the environment is concerned. It's my real weak spot. I can usually find the humor in anything.

    For instance, when my grandmother fell out of a hot air balloon half a mile through the air and landed in some high tension wires, everybody else was just laughing their asses off, but not me. I was screaming at them to cut the power because the short circuit was causing tons of extra coal to be burned at the power plant and adding extra smog to the air. I can't help myself, I'm just an enviro-nazi.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put the dryer lint out for nest-building birds.







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    Global warming scares the shit out of me.

    Global COOLING on the other hand? At least we can still ski.
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