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    Default Jessica Simpson "I'm your private dancer"

    http://egotastic.com/entertainment/c...per-cam-003433

    So what does Jessica Simpson do when she's away from her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo? Why, she strips for him on the web cam. That's right, a real life Jessica Simpson stripper cam. The Baltimore Sun reports that Jessica isn't shy, and gives her guy quite a show.

    When they're apart, she will be - to quote Tina Turner - his private dancer, and she "isn't shy about her body - or her dance moves," Star magazine said.

    "Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. ... She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. ... She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other."
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    Jessica's so hot. That would be great to see. Don't want to see the other side of the cam and Romo rubbing one out.

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    I wouldn't mind seeing her perform!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen View Post
    I wouldn't mind seeing her perform!
    I've got a blue steeler right now !

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    somebody please hack into that....
    I used to wonder why he was grinning all the time(Michael Ian Black talkin about EVH on VH1 I love the 80's) but then i realized the reason he's grinning is because he's Eddie F*#king Van Halen

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    Can't wait to see the Youtube footage after her and Romo break up!!! She's more than welcome to dance on my face anytime!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRAMER5150 View Post
    somebody please hack into that....
    Uhh Ditto, I'm sure we can find someone here that is smart enough to do it.
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    It'll be on the 'net soon enough, I'm sure!
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    Who gives a flying $#@$. She looks like a Muppet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jws5150 View Post
    Who gives a flying $#@$. She looks like a Muppet.
    ahahahahhaahahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by jws5150 View Post
    Who gives a flying $#@$. She looks like a Muppet.
    not from the neck down!

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    I think Jessica Simpson is a pretty gal. I do not care for her personality though.
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    I'm fairly certain I'd be willing to overlook any personality flaws she might have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    I'm fairly certain I'd be willing to overlook any personality flaws she might have.
    Yeah, I agree. ..even if Cherone was her favorite VH singer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post
    Yeah, I agree. ..even if Cherone was her favorite VH singer.

    Lol.....I seriously doubt this has anything to do with her physical attraction, but are you sure she knows which one Cherone is? I mean after all, she wasn't sure if she was eating tuna or chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Lol.....I seriously doubt this has anything to do with her physical attraction, but are you sure she knows which one Cherone is? I mean after all, she wasn't sure if she was eating tuna or chicken.
    Which begs the question: If I eat her tuna, will she choke my chicken??
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